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My Happy Ending

I don't know much abut the play this movie is based on, but I have to believe that it was easily better than the film version.

For some reason, there are some ideas that might play well on the stage but don't necessarily translate to the big screen.

Having said that, Andie McDowell gives it her best as a famous actor whose late-career doldrums are upstaged by stage 4 cancer - which prompts her to check in to a British clinic full of spirited fellow cancer patients and an upright doctor.

The movie died a quick death when it was released theatrically, and it's not hard to see why.




American Carnage

I'll watch almost anything for another Jenna Ortega performance, but American Carnage was borderline painful.

The weak attempt at horror involves a bunch of youngsters who are detained under flimsy pretenses just to be put to work at an elderly facility where things, as the saying goes, aren't what they seem.

And all of this is somehow tied into a popular chain of fast food that's famous for its burgers.

If you don't see the way it all connects coming up 5th avenue, then maybe the filmmakers have found their target audience.



A couple more Western video acquisitions...



The Big Country (William Wyler / 1958)
The Quick and the Dead (Sam Raimi / 1995)
The Proposition (John Hillcoat / 2005)
3:10 to Yuma (James Mangold / 2007)

The Big Country is a classic 1958 Western, one of those big Hollywood productions with a bit of a subversive streak. Gregory Peck plays a former sea captain named James McKay, who is about to marry Patricia Terrell (Carroll Baker), the daughter of powerful rancher Henry "The Major" Terrill (Charles Bickford), and gets caught up in a power struggle between Terrill and rival rancher Rufus Hannassey (Burl Ives). Charlton Heston plays Terrill's foreman Steve Leech, who becomes Jim's main rival for Patricia's affections. Jean Simmons plays Patricia's schoolteacher friend Julie Maragon, who holds the rights to yet another nearby ranch - now abandoned - called "The Big Muddy." Chuck Connors plays Buck, the no-good son of Rufus who (wrong-headedly) imagines that Julie fancies him. The movie deliberately undermines a lot of the expectations and conventions of the Western genre, mainly through Peck's lead character, who is an Easterner and an outsider to the West and who refuses to get pulled into the violent rivalry between the ranchers, or to be provoked by others into proving his own manhood through violence. All the principal actors are terrific, but in particular Ives as Rufus, who commands the screen every time he appears, starting from his introduction where he crashes a Terrill party with rifle in hand, delivering his ultimatum to Terrill.

The Quick and the Dead is splatstick horror maestro Sam Raimi's one and (so far) only Western, a very entertaining and kinetic homage to the Italian Westerns of the 1960's, in particular the work of Sergio Leone (although one can also detect the influences of Sergio Corbucci, Carlo Lizzani and Giulio Petroni.) Sharon Stone portrays a gunslinger who enters the town of Redemption, governed by a cold-blooded former outlaw named John Herod (Gene Hackman). She arrives just in time to enter the local fast-draw single-elimination shooting tournament, and it's Herod she has in her sights. Leonardo DiCaprio plays Herod's cocky son Fee, who imagines himself a faster draw than his father. Russell Crowe plays Cort, a former gunfighter who once rode with Herod but has renounced violence and become a preacher, arousing the ire of Herod. Overall, it's not one of the all-time great Westerns - even of the '90s - but it's a lot of fun. Hackman in particular is very impressive, further refining his tyrannical Western badman persona from Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven (1992) - where he played "Little Bill" Daggett - which dates back all the way to the criminally underrated The Hunting Party (1971), where he played the vengeful rancher Brandt Ruger.

Third on the list is a Western of a decidedly different sort. The Proposition is set in the Australian outback during the 1880's and centers around the character of outlaw Charlie Burns (Guy Pearce), who is captured by the police along with his younger brother Mikey (Richard Wilson). The brutal yet thoughtful police captain Morris Stanley (Ray Winstone) makes a deal with Charlie, promising to free both him and Mikey if he succeeds in tracking down and killing his older brother Arthur (Danny Huston - son of John), who is wanted for rape and murder and is suspected of massacring the Hopkins family and torching their home. Emily Watson plays Captain Stanley's wife Martha, who was a friend of the Hopkins family. David Wenham plays Stanley's arrogant and very properly English supervisor Eden Fletcher. Tom Budge plays young Samuel Stoat, a member of Arthur's gang with a propensity toward violence as well as a singing voice to shame a nightingale. And John Hurt - just like Burl Ives in The Big Country - manages to steal just about every scene he's in as crusty bounty hunter Jellon Lamb. While The Proposition is certainly a brutal film at times, it's also extremely moving and often quite visually beautiful. It captures the feel of its particular time and place, also dealing with the troubled relations between the whites and the local Aboriginal people. One scene that stands out in particular is the scene where young Mikey is brutally flogged on orders from Fletcher, while on the soundtrack we hear the voice of young Samuel singing a beautiful a cappella rendition of folk song "Peggy Gordon."

And the last item is James Mangold's 2007 remake of Delmer Daves' 3:10 to Yuma from 1957. When I first saw TV ads for Mangold's film, I had no idea it was a remake of an older film. After all, the original, while certainly respected, wasn't necessarily a household name like High Noon (1952), Shane (1953) or The Searchers (1956). But I never get around to actually seeing either film until recently, when I got the Criterion Collection Blu-ray edition of the '57 original, and now I've just purchased the 4K UHD edition of Mangold's version. First of all, I think Mangold really opened up the story in a way that's very effective. More emphasis is placed on the actual journey to the town of Contention, which wasn't really dealt with in either the original Elmore Leonard short story or in Daves' film. This time around, Christian Bale plays rancher and Civil War veteran Dan Evans, who takes on the job of escorting captured outlaw leader Ben Wade (Russell Crowe) to a rendezvous with the train of the title, which will take Wade to Yuma Prison. Evans takes on the job primarily out of desperation, needing $200 to pay off his debts and save his home, but becomes ever more committed to getting Wade to his destination. Bale is perhaps even more effective in the role than Van Heflin was in the original, and Crowe is every bit as good (and as chilling) as Glenn Ford. Ben Wade is actually kind of the Hannibal Lecter of Western badmen. While Wade can certainly be ruthless and vicious and cold-bloodedly pragmatic, he's also well-read and has an artistic streak. And he has absolutely no trouble whatsoever in reading other people like an X-ray, assessing their strengths and weaknesses, knowing which buttons to push and knowing how to exploit their vulnerabilities. While I have a slight bias toward the '57 original, I think that Mangold's 2007 remake is also a strong film and strongly feel that it deserves to be regarded alongside of it and mentioned in the same breath. (BTW, the theme song in the 1957 original is sung by Frankie Laine. If you're of my particular generation, you probably know him best as the guy who sang the theme song of Mel Brooks' 1974 comedy Blazing Saddles with a completely straight face. Because of that, I've usually had a hard time taking him seriously whenever I hear his voice singing some Western theme song. But so invincibly gorgeous is the theme song to the original 3:10 to Yuma that it's the one time I don't laugh at Frankie Laine.)
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SERVICE DE LUXE
(1938, Lee)



"Helen Murphy is not supposed to know anything but 'moon', 'spoon', and 'June'."

Service de Luxe follows Helen Murphy (Constance Bennett), the owner of a successful agency that performs daily routine chores and errands for wealthy people. When Robert Wade (Vincent Price), a young inventor trying to develop a tractor model, gets involved in a case of mistaken identity with Murphy, the two end up in love. However, she finds herself unable to tell him who she is without risking her business.

This is Vincent Price's feature film debut. Since I'm preparing for a podcast episode on him, I decided to check it out. The film doesn't really offer much beyond the stereotypical tropes of romcoms and mistaken identity films. Once the story gets to the main issue, it's pretty easy to guess where things will end up. However, for the most part, it is all executed in an amusing way.

Grade:



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Wreck it Ralph - (2012)

Took me a long, long time to get to Wreck it Ralph - maybe because I sensed this was skewed a little more towards children than your average animated blockbuster. Still, I love retro games - I grew up with them, so there were going to be a lot of references I would at least understand. Overall it was cute - and awe-inspiringly gorgeous in design and execution. Most of the backgrounds and animation were so beautiful I'd spend more time soaking them up than I did anything else. Just as well too - because the plot felt like a very tired rendition of a 40-year-old tune, once again relied on because the writers couldn't come up with anything really original or cutting edge. Voice talent was great - especially Jane Lynch. She raises everything she appears (or is heard) in a notch. There was so much room for so many video game jokes that never ended up materializing. Why not? Because some of the audience wouldn't get them? Have I spent too much time playing these games throughout my life? The answer is yes. Yes I have.

6/10


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The Animatrix - (2003)

All in all good for me, and great for the fans - of which I'm really not one. The original film was great, but the concept morphed into something monstrously convoluted eventually. These animated shorts though - they're mostly really enjoyable, and don't go down any overly brain-taxing rabbit holes. Full review here, in my watchlist thread.

6/10
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Strange Darling - (2023)

Awesome. A bit of Tarantino here and there, great performances, cool story and excellent visuals
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On the Line (2022)


My streak of okay movies ends with this dud. My girlfriend chose it, as I don't think I would ever willingly choose another Mel Gibson movie at this point, and it actually starts out fine. The acting and writing eventually wear down, culminating to a multi-twisted ending that makes the whole movie a waste of time.



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Blair Witch

Wingard, 2016





Watched to check off the "Rated lower than 40% on RT" category on the Halloween Challenge. This barely qualifies at 38% fresh, and I think this film deserves more love.

Not sure why people dislike this film so much, as I think it is a fine entry in the found footage genre. The first 20 minutes or so are admittedly weak, but once it gets going, it never lets up. Director Adam Wingard has a decent track record, with segments in the V/H/S/ films and full length features such as You're Next. I think he does a good job tying this into the original film while still giving this sequel its own identity.

The last 15 minutes are so are particularly good, with one of the actresses really dialing up the hysterical dread - Callie Hernandez just goes totally mental here, and I find her performance to be effective at ratting my nerves no matter how many times I see it.

Not great, but certainly worth a watch.
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Brothers (2024) Watched on Prime. Directed by Max Barbakow (Palm Springs), this comedy stars Peter Dinklage, Josh Brolin, Glenn Close, Brendan Fraser, and Taylour Paige. Dinklage and Brolin are brothers with a criminal past who go on a road trip. I expected more with this cast. This isn't very funny and the screenplay is fairly predictable and mediocre. The actors do what they can with the material, but this is a pretty forgettable film. I rate it a 6/10 based on the likeability of the cast, but honestly it is more like a 5/10.



The Wild Robot

4/5
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A Reflection of Fear (1972)

Quite creepy and a decent thriller. Robert Shaw plays a man with a new squeeze coming to ask for a long overdue divorce from the mother of his child that he has had minimal contact with (Sondra Locke). The daughter wants to keep contact with him and it escalates in an unnerving way as they start a bond that is, well, a bit iffy. Shaw's wife (Mary Ure) plays the mother. It has it's moments but never get's above curiosity value. The ending is rather perplexing more than revealing.





Rumours (2024)

This is a movie you are either going to absolutely love or despise. Guy Maddin's film breaks so many narrative rules and creates such an exquisite take on the Zombie horror genre it's hard to put into words how deliciously weird this movie is.

What if we made a horror film with the leaders of the free world but then give you almost no gratification but constant character work. Oh and the characters act like teenagers in the Friday the 13th film but they are also nerds. It's so weird and wonderful and atmospheric and hilarious. This is what Megalopolis could have been and should have been.




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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb - (1964)

I think this was the first time I'd watched Dr. Strangelove since first seeing Fail Safe - the former an amazing reaction to the terrifying situation that's being examined. "Comedy" is the last thing anyone else would have probably thought of, but it makes sense to examine something this grim and frightening in comedic terms. As much power as the leaders of the world's superpowers and nuclear powers had at their fingertips, Stanley Kubrick wielded some might himself. He was about to hit his peak, and had at his disposal a red-hot Peter Sellers - who should have beat Rex Harrison and won the Oscar he was nominated for. Every scene in this is sublime - and I need not quote anything, for I think most of it has entered our shared consciousness. Always a pleasure to watch, and still as powerful as a nuclear blast when you peek beneath what's deliriously funny.

10/10


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The Mackintosh Man - (1973)

There's enough suspense, action and adventure here to go a ways to make up for some of this film's negatives, even if it's not quite enough to lift it into classic territory. As a whole you'd need to be a big Paul Newman fan, or extremely devoted to spy thrillers, to love The Mackintosh Man. I thought it was okay - nothing more. Full review here, in my watchlist thread.

6/10



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It's What's Inside

Jardin, 2024





It's What's Inside is tagged as horror comedy, but there is really very little that is horrific about it, so i am unsure it really qualifies. Regardless, I had a blast watching this twisty little thriller. In some ways similar to 2022's Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, not the least of which is its ultra-annoying cast, we have a similar set-up of a bunch of well-off partiers and trust funders hanging out in a massive mansion.

Pay close attention to who people are, their names, and what little background you get for each character, as it all comes into play later; this film requires your full attention or things will get confusing fast. I was able to keep track of all the twists and turns, but I see multiple reviewers complaining they got lost, or were tipsy when they watched so they ended up checking out halfway through because they couldn't keep everything straight.

Anyway, I woke up thinking about this one, so there is plenty to chew on, and I had a ton of fun watching. Recommended!



It's What's Inside

Jardin, 2024

I think this is one of the best new movies of 2024. Been meaning to watch it a 2nd time but haven't had time yet.