Stupidest thing you've ever done?

Wait, hold the phone - are you gonna be a father soon???

I am praying yes.

It's a difficult thing to explain. Believe me. It all comes down to God's hands when it's time for her to give birth.

I think I have a clearer idea now... if you feel like explaining more, please do, but if not, I pray that everything works out for you guys...

Ditto.... If you need a shoulder Jrs, mine is still holding up pretty good....

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thanks :]

I once put a Sunkist in the microwave, closed. Ruined the microwave completely. blew right up.

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[punches him in the face, grabs him and points his gun right at his throat] I never said anything about the FBI. She's my partner, ese. And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here, look in my eyes. [pushes barrel of the gun into his mouth and cocks it] Look at my face. If anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between you and me, and nobody sees, nobody knows.

Ehm. Dont want to talk about the most stupidest thing, but lets just say last summer was my 'summer of immortality'. One night i drank so much i fainted in the bar, got dragged out and regained consiousness. Vomitted for about 2 hours, not wanting to phone my brother (he'd give me an even harder time, he hates it when i drink) Got my bike and drove home, i fell three times and one time against a pedestrian. He said: hmm you look drunk. At that point i thought he was going to phone the police, so i ran off with my bike in total pain and frightness. When i got home i vomitted on my bed after sleeping for two hours.
So at six am i washed my sheets, sowed my torn of clothes, fixed my bike, and showered the stench off. Just to cover it up.

After that i figured i should stop drinking like crazy, and well.. i did. Shame on me i know, ive got some nasty scars because of that night.

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One of my stupiest nights also resolves around a bit too much alcohol in the system. I was hanging out witha bunch of my mates and we were drinking. Well I should have left it just there, drinking at a friends house. We then decided to walk to one of the local clubs and attempot to get in with our fake id's we had. We got there and it was a success. So while inside I continue to drink and finally I was so drunk I couldn't even stand. I began running off my mouth that I wanted more beer and soon a bouncer came over to escort me out. My mates were all there and were encouraging me to get the hell out, but stupid me I decided to pick up the nearest glass of beer and toss it in the bouncers face. Well I am a hockey player so you think I could fight, but not against this guy he slammed me so hard to the floor that if I wasn't already on my way to passing out from the alcohol he made it quicker by hitting my face to the floor. Somehow I was still a bit conscious, but wishing I probably wasn't. The guy then picked me up and pretty much with one arm carried me out the door dropping me to the gound outside the club and leaving me with my mates to take it from there. I made it back to my friends house to sober up through the night, but I had some serious bruises from that night.