I’m looking forward to your list of lists listing the listed ways that you’re upset over Star Wars.
Listed.
Top 10 Reasons Bunker Hates
Last Jedi:
#10 - made him so mad he forgot Admiral Ackbar's name and has to refer to him as "the fish guy who says It's A Trap"
#9 - forced him to take Captain Phasma out of the "worst 10 characters" list
#8 - complains about that one Leia scene being unintentionally funny despite having
Manos in his top 10 ahead of literally every
Star Wars film (even the ones that are universally considered good)
#7 - it ruined Luke Skywalker by daring to show him as a character with flaws
#6 - Mark Hamill going from disagreeing with how Luke was developed to ultimately agreeing with it is obviously a sign that he was bought off by Disney instead of having a genuine change of heart...
#5 - ...and yet the casino sub-plot in this movie is also bad because it "generalises" rich people as greedy abusers of power and that Rose wouldn't hate rich people so much if only she was one
#4 - because the film is so boring that it only got exciting for him once it showed its female lead being literally tortured by the villain
#3 - because at this point he's got nothing else to talk about
#2 - for making him look like a racist and sexist just because the vast majority of his complaints happen to revolve around the characters who are female and/or people of colour and repeatedly invoke the term "SJW"
#1 - made him invent an alt who he later claimed was his girlfriend after both he and the alt were banned, which never would have happened if only people agreed with him that this was the worst movie ever