Come on everyone lets go. Join up now for a game that will have you eating your best friend's liver and asking for seconds.
Get out that pent up stress and betray those you love the most just to be called a winner.
Lie, cheat, steal, maim, and sex - its all part of the game and at the end you can always say. "It was just a game" so you can justify your actions.
Friendships ended, love lost forever, Yoda driven mad by all the complaints, children sacrificed (um okay fine not that last one), body parts made fun of and IQs lowered to a point they don't appear on any scale.
It can all be a part of your daily life where you have to rush home and almost die in traffic just to make the immunity challenge on time.
What more can you ask for in a game?
Okay fine there is more:
Drunken rants about nothing
Hating people you do not even know
Making deals with the devil
Having "special" relations with a monley
the list goes on and on so what are you waiting for -
sign up now.
Get out that pent up stress and betray those you love the most just to be called a winner.
Lie, cheat, steal, maim, and sex - its all part of the game and at the end you can always say. "It was just a game" so you can justify your actions.
Friendships ended, love lost forever, Yoda driven mad by all the complaints, children sacrificed (um okay fine not that last one), body parts made fun of and IQs lowered to a point they don't appear on any scale.
It can all be a part of your daily life where you have to rush home and almost die in traffic just to make the immunity challenge on time.
What more can you ask for in a game?
Okay fine there is more:
Drunken rants about nothing
Hating people you do not even know
Making deals with the devil
Having "special" relations with a monley
the list goes on and on so what are you waiting for -
sign up now.
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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton