Meatwadsprite's : Best of the Best Top 100 Films

I remember the days when I thought Good Burger was a great movie.

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What a meatwad.

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I like Batman Forever too, but that's mainly because Drew Barrymore's in it for about 2 minutes and it harks back to the camper siliness of the 60's tv programme, which was much more to my liking.

69. Beverly Hills Ninja



Another great ninja movie , Chris Farley in one of his strongest performances !

68. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



Turtles get turned into humans and then on top of that - they are ninjas ! Everything I want in a movie.

67. Ninja Death Squad



Unfortunately I can't post a second little picture for this one because it would be too graphic for these forums (also there are none on the internet , I wonder why). It is a very under-rated ninja movie , even though it's really a masterpiece.

66. Nine Deaths of the Ninja



This one is about ninjas too ...

65. Doogal



A heartwarming family adventure about an adorable candy-loving mutt who goes on a mission to save the world(imdb)

64. The Seventh Seal



When 10 seals are brought to a zoo , a bunch of them get sick before they can do their tricks live for audiences. The seventh seal of the batch is the only well enough to perform and becomes a star - but the success drives him to changing his personality and becoming an arrogant ass : this movie is the rise and fall of the performing seal. When he enters his old years he ponders over his life and walks the earth trying to find meaning when he stumbles upon Morgan Freeman and they make a bucket list.

63. Air Bud



Like Seventh Seal , but about a dog who plays basketball instead.

62. Air Bud : Spikes Back



Like Air Bud , but he plays soccer , hockey , and tennis in this one.

61. The Punisher



I've never seen John Travolta on this level before and may never again. His incredible performance sets the tone for this harrowing revenge thriller.

60. Howard the Duck



George Lucas does it again , an achievement that topples his Star Trek legacy. I heard the duck suit cost 2 million dollars alone (4 times the price of the millennium falcon) and it was worth every penny ! This is also the movie that forced George Lucas into selling his 3D animation company to Steve Jobs - maybe you've heard of Pixar.

Maybe he could have used Pixar to animate his latest Star Wars episode , oh well George I guess that's what happens when you invest in some stupid ****ing duck movie - that is a masterpiece.

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You're ragging on some quality films here, Wad.

How do you feel about The Turtles flick when they go back in time?

I'm not really ashamed to admit that I really like Howard the Duck. Mostly because of some sick stalker thing I had going for Lea Thompson back in the day... but still. She was smokin'. Probably still is actually.

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Turtles going back in time ? That's ridiculous.

Naw, it makes perfect sense, the way they explain it in the movie. Sure, the idea of a time warping scepter on its own is a bit out there but so long as there are an equal number of people on both ends to switch places (in time) well... I dunno, that actually makes a lot of sense to me.

Well, the kid hated 2001, but he kept on going with it, and now he likes it. I have to give him credit for that.

Joke or not, some of this **** is funny.

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Yeah, some of it's funny. Until you ragged on the Punisher...

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59. Far Cry



As you know , the videogame film genre is only bested by the ninja genre. Far Cry director Uwe Boll is one of most acclaimed of all time and it's nice to see another film from him.

58. Ichi the Killer



Sure director Takashi Miike isn't as good as Uwe Boll , but he has managed to make a better movie than some of Bolls. This is super violent and really gorey , the story doesn't make sense either - it should appeal to the majority of american teens.

57. Kung Fu Hustle



As you might have guessed I really hate it when movies try to tell a story , this is a perfect example of just getting down to the fighting scenes. Out of the two hours in this movie , there are only 20 minutes of non-fighting scenes.

56. Grand Theft Auto : Vice City



This is actually a video game , but it deserves a spot on the list just because it pays homage to one of best movies of all time Scarface (not on the list).

55. Popcorn



This is also not a movie , but what movie is complete without popcorn ? I give this spot up to pay tribute to popcorn. (an honorable mention goes to carmel popcorn).

54. Furby



Remember furbys ?

53. Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen



Last time I reserved a spot for The Dark Knight and everyone thought I was way ahead of the times for doing it - and now I'm doing it again. Sure I hated the first one , but I have a feeling about this one.

52. Eagle Eye



Shia Laboof steals a rare diamond eagle eye and has to escape an ancient temple protected by traps set up thousands of years before. Then he and Indy have to fight aliens ! It's rare when Steven Speelburg directs a spin-off of his source material , but this revamps the Indiana Jones series much better than the other one George Lucas directed - Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Crystal Kingdom.

51. Fritz the Cat



I tricked my parents into buying this movie for me , it looks like a nice animated cat movie - but really it's a hardcore animated animal porno. Obviously this deserves a spot on any film buff's list.

50. Garfield : The Movie



Maybe not as erotic as Fritz , but it's much better. Bill Murray delivers his best performance to date ! Also , the animal trainers really deserve credit on this one - how did they get Garfield of all cats to comply with these excruciatingly tough to film scenes.

Furby's litterally made me fall on the floor laughing.

I hope you didn't hurt yourself...

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I had to give it rep purely for referencing Vice City.

That was the funniest entry yet.

Awww man... I love Kung-Fu Hustle. Oh, well.

Where's the next installment?

I uh...also love...Kung-Fu Hustle

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Have you seen Shaolin Soccer yet TUS? Also highly enjoyable

49. High School Musical 3



A highly entertaining musical about the struggles of homosexual students in their high school.

48. Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert in 3D



I mostly just like the title of this movie and purchasing tickets to it , but she is a very good role model for girls. I think , I just bought the tickets and went to go see something else.

47. Hannah Montana : The Movie



The sequel to her 3D concert , answers all the questions you wanted answered from the previous installment and opens up even more for the third and final installment "Hannah Montana : Farmageddon in 3D in IMAX".

46. Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Knockoff The Movie Colon Film for Theaters



I only watched this because of the cameo appearance by Miley Cyrus.

45. Leonard : Part 6



Sure there weren't even 5 movies proceeding this , but it is the pinnacle of Bill Cosby's movie career and for that it is the pinnacle of movie making.

44. Fat Albert



I watch this movie every day.

43. Batman and Robin



Before Nolan ruined the series with his terrible reboots , the fourth installment of the Batman legacy reunited George Clooney and The Terminator for a final battle.

42. Jaws 3D



This is actually Mark's favorite movie , he paid me cash money for me to put it on the list , but it is a masterpiece.

41. Jaws : The Revenge



This is the one where Jaws roars , obviously the best of the bunch.

40. Godzilla 2000



This is higher on my list because Godzilla would beat Jaws in a fight. He's way stronger and has a fire beam that comes out of his mouth.

It was funny up untill HSM I hate those dam kids.

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