The Who Do You Wanna Have Sex With Thread!

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Ok now, I hope this thread isn't too blunt but....

Here is how it (obviously) goes. You choose someone of this forum that you would like to have sex with, it's as simple as that. Who knows, this might get fun. Just don't get TOO carried away.

I know who mine is ..... So it's now go ahead, and choose who u wanna do it with . Hehe.



Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
AH-HEM.

You should at least be blunt and tell us who you'd like to have sex with here first. Afterall, you made this thread.
I'd have to agree.

In addition, there's no way in bloody hell I'm answering this question.



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Peter, but he doesn't post much anymore. Or Jason !
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What a surprise, lots of men in here.

I wouldn't be caught dead in a thread like this.

i'm not here. really.



Is Minion male or female?



Originally Posted by Steve
Is Minion male or female?
Minion's more of an it. Really.

j/k minion



Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
AH-HEM.

You should at least be blunt and tell us who you'd like to have sex with here first. Afterall, you made this thread.
True. ....This thread was intended to have fun don't forget... Seriously though, I would naturally choose (which I am surprised Ya'll don't know by now) MF20. .



Originally Posted by The Silver Bullet
Mary.

'Cause I'm, like, so in love with her.
And thus it'd be funny.


What an unholy copulation that would be.
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Gods Dea!!!
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The member I'd most like to have sex with I already have, many, many times: ME (turns out I'm easy). And speaking of members....
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What a thread this is. Hondo just found out God's dead (or "dea") and Holden's giving himself the shaft.

Me, I just wanna do Django. I wanna do him like he's never been done before, I do.