Top 10 Funniest Movies Ever

Firegod asked me the other day, what my favorite Tom Hanks movie was. After doing a mental inventory, I'd have to say based on the characters he played alone, and not the whole movie itself--I'd have to pick Tom Hanks as Walter Fielding in The Money Pit. Man, I never laughed so hard. The great thing about this movie, is no matter how many times I've seen it.....I still laugh as hard and as long as the first time. Definitly a top 10 for me.

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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Austin Powers 1, 2, 3
Me, Myself and Irene
Aladdin

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Last Saw -
The One - 6/10
Mulholland Drive - 8/10

Okay, I'll be honest about this. I haven't seen alot of my favorite comedies for some time, so I am having trouble remembering exact specifics about them. So what I'll do is list my favorite comedies and a funny qoute from each. Thank you IMDB! And sorry for not following the rules...

Blazing Saddles 1974
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned! Oh, I am sorry sir I didn't mean to overstep my bounds, you say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you say that governor!
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting is adjourned!
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: Here sir, play with this!
[Hands the governor a rubber ball and paddle set.]

Life of Brian 1979
[A line of prisoners files past a jailer.]
Jailer: Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Jailer: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner.]
Jailer: Crucifixion?
Prisoner 2: Er, no, freedom actually.
Jailer: What?
Prisoner 2: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Jailer: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Prisoner 2: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Jailer: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Prisoner 2: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

The Jerk 1979
[A sniper keeps missing Navin and hitting cans of motor oil.]
Navin: He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

Theres Something About Mary 1998
[Pretending to like retarded kids.]
Pat Healy: Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going.

The Odd Couple 1968
Oscar Madison: I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger!

Army of Darkness 1993
Ash: Klaatu Barrada Nikto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: Klaatu Barrada Nikto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: I got it, I got it. I know your damn words, right?
[Later]
Ash: Klaatu Barrada n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

The Holy Grail 1975
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me!
All: And me! And me too! And me!
Dingo: Yes! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking! And after the spanking, the oral sex!
Galahad: Well I could stay a bit longer...

Young Frankenstein 1974
Igor: It's times like this that I remember what my old dad used to say.
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: What was that?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

The Pink Panther 1964
[At a costume ball, a police sergeant costumed as a zebra drinks from the punch bowl]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Any more behaviour like this and I'll have your stripes!

The Dentist 1932
Dentist: That kid's so dumb he doesn't even know what time it is.
Charley Frobisher: By the way, what time is it?
Dentist: I don't know.

A Fish Called Wanda 1988
Airline Employee: Aisle or window, smoking or non?
Otto: What was the part in the middle?

Modern Times 1936
Sorry, this was a silent movie, no quote.

Babes in Toyland 1934
[Barnaby disappears down the well. Stannie and Ollie corner him.]
Stannie Dum: You better come up dead or alive!
Ollie Dee: How can he come up dead when he's alive?
Stannie Dum: Let's drop a rock on him. That'll make him dead when he's alive.
Ollie Dee: Now you're talkin'.

Duck Soup 1933
Firefly: Now, what is it that has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?
Chicolini: 'At's-a good one. I give you three guesses.
Firefly: Now lemme see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia. Is it male or female?
Chicolini: No, I don't think so.
Firefly: Is he dead?
Chicolini: Who?
Firefly: I don't know. I give up.
Chicolini: I give up, too.

Raising Arizona 1987
Gale: Alright ya' hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Old Man in bank: Well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'ma gonna be in motion. You see--
Gale: Shut up!
Old Man in bank: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.
Gale: Better still to get down there.
Evelle: Yeah, y'all hear that, don't ya'?
[Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows.]
Gale: ****! Where'd all the tellers go?!
Teller's voices: We're down here sir.
Evelle: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale.

Arsenic and Old Lace 1944
Mortimer Brewster: Aunt Abby, how can I believe you? There are twelve bodies in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them!
Aunt Abby Brewster: Yes, I did. But you don't think I'd stoop to telling a fib!

Let it Ride 1989
Jay Trotter: May I... buy you a drink?
Mrs. Davis: I don't see why not. I'm on the pill.

This is Spinal Tap 1984
[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of -
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump."


I guees I probably overdid it, so in the immortal words spoken by Sir Holden, "So sue me!"

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Those are your best one

Funniest movies ever? Be warned, I find some of the stupidest stuff funny:

1. Pee Wee's Big Adventure
2. What about Bob?
3. Three Amigos
4. Dumb and Dumber
5. Blazing Saddles
6. Wayne's World
7. The Jerk
8. Meet The Parents
9. Galaxy Quest
10. Beetle Juice

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Whooo Hooo!!! Finally someone else who appreciates the greatness that is Pee Wee's Big Adventure!

Here's an old top 10 list I have... it might not be completely up to date, but it'll do for now:



1. Dr. Strangelove...
2. Blazing Saddles
3. Caddyshack
4. Airplane!
5. Mallrats
6. Arsenic and Old Lace
7. When Harry Met Sally
8. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
9. Animal House
10. The Jerk

My two favorites of the past couple of years would have to be:

Best in Show and O' Brother Where Art Thou

OMG! i NEVER knew there was so many like me! i LOVE this film. Its brilliant and makes me feel wonderful everytime i watch it.

and MONKEYPUNCH, "What about Bob?" is genius, i love it.
"Thats it baby steps..."

Dumb&dumber rocks as well.
"Whats the name on the suitcase? Samsonite! i knew it began with S"

Theres too many to mention that i abosloutly crack up everytime i see. One of my Faves is "As good as it Gets" Jack Nicholson is superb in this film.

"Never EVER interupt me....Not even if you hear a thud from my home and one week later theres a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body, and you have to hold a HANKY to your face becuase the stench is so thick you think your gonna faint......even then....dont come knocking."

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MEL BROOKS movies are some of the funniest.

BLAZING SADDLES
HISTORY of the WORLDS parts I and II
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN
SPACEBALLS
HIGH ANXIETY

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1) the playhouse (buster keaton-1921)
2) steamboat bill, jr. (buster keaton-1928)
3) no! no! a thousand times no!! (fleischer (betty boop)-1935)
4) housecleaning blues (fleischer (betty boop and grampy)-1937)
5) modern times (chaplin-1936)
6) sherlock, jr. (keaton - 1925)
7) tetsuo: the iron man (tsukamoto-1988)
8) discreet charm of the bourgeiosie (bunuel-1972)
9) the captain's paradise (not sure of director, british-1951?)
10) seduction of mimi (wertmuller-1972)
11) minbo (itami-1992)

[edit: changed a few, took some out, put some others in]

Ok here's mine

Ima doinga mine inna familial styla...(don't you mean familiar?)
Ifa itsa familiar to you why donta you do it.

Better off dead
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

First wives club
(GASP!) He brought HER...to my son's..Bar Mitzvah!! What is she...a gift?

History of the World part I
Remember thou art mortal! Remember thou art mortal! Remember thou art mortal! Oh blow it out your ass. (Gasp.)

Orgazmo
I'm not a superhero!I'm a latter day saint!!

The Jerk
First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

Harlem Nights
Bitch, I'm not playin'. You gonna be the nine-toe havingest, limpin'est bitch in Harlem, if you don't put that razor away!

The Wedding Singer
No, sir, I have no experience, but I'm a big fan of money. I like it. I use it. I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

The Birdcage
It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable.


Clerks
"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

Four Rooms
Goddess Diana, fail you I will. I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill. I had him erect and his semen would follow. Alas, I was hot. So hot that I swallowed.

Horsefeathers
You know you've got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

The Last Dragon
I'm sick and tired of these bull**** superman stories of the legendary whaasaah Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth!!! ****** please.

Yeah I know but just stopping at twelve was hard.

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Three very funny films. Me and sisboombah just oprdered first wives club yesterday! Bette Midler is Superb in that film. As is Nathan Lane in "The BirdCAge" Has anyone seen the orignal? Something like "Le Cage au something" Cant remeber the title properly, its a french film i know that. Is it as funny?

Here's my list. I couldn't stay with just ten though. Comedy and Romantic Comedy is my favorite genre so it was hard to cut my list down. I listed some kid movies on here.....they were too darn cute not to include.

1. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
2. The Princess Bride
3. A Day at the Races
4. Young Frankenstein
5. The Bird Cage
6. There’s Something About Mary
7. Shrek
8. Roxanne
9. The Mask
10. Some Like it Hot
11. Ruthless People
12. Parentood
13. Bowfinger
14. Austen Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
15. The Muppet Movie
16. ParentTrap
17. George of the Jungle
18. Legally Blonde
19. Liar, Liar
20. Ghostbusters

What about Rat Race????

doesnt anyone for god sake think of Rat Race!!!

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Despite an incredibly dull opening fifteen minutes, Rat Race has some very funny spots in it (Lovitz and all the Nazi paraphernalia - with that terrific & outrageous pay-off, definitely being the best of the bunch), and as a whole is better than it deserves to be as an obvious rip-off of It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World. But if one thinks Rat Race is among the ten funniest movies they've ever seen, I'd automatically conclude they haven't seen very many movies.


And La Cage aux Folles [size=1=](1978)[/size] is the original French farce which was re-made by Mike Nichols and company as The Birdcage. As happens much more often than not, the original is the superior version. By far.

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Here’s a few of my favorites…


Monty Python and the Holy Grail
O Brother Where Art thou
Animal House
The Blues Brothers
Dennis the Menace
Beverly Hills Cop
All of Me
A Life Less Ordinary
The Burbs
Better off Dead

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I have seen quite a few movies, ive seen some that deserve their right to be in the top ten, but none of them really amuze me, suppose im more of a dark humour person.