The Bottom Ten...
Here they are ladies and gentlemen. I would like to apologize to anyone who saw a film listed and had to remember for however brief the moment how crappy the film was. (Or how great it was). It was hard for me to get through this and I imagine it was hard for you too.
Well, here are my ten worst films....of all time.
10. FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Here is a perfect example of what is destroying the film industry. It's a shame when business comes into the way of art. This film is strictly a business film, there are no other ways around it. It was made to simply make money...and it didn't even do that. Kelly has some talent, in her voice....Justin? Who does this guy think he is? Thank god he is nowhere to be seen anymore.
9. EPIC MOVIE
To be honest you can't expect a movie like this to be good. But this is beyond what I could ever expect. It is so horribly bad, no joke ever works, nor does this film have any redeeming value. I actually hate myself for watching it....and hate myself even more for watching it all the way through.
8. SON OF THE MASK
The second film that is based on a Jim Carrey movie. Note to studios. Every sequel that is minus Jim Carrey flops at box office and is not good. I like Jamie Kennedy but not here. The source material is actually quite dark, so the original film took a small detour from that, this one is way out in left field. Scratch that, it's not even in the ball park.
7. YOU GOT SERVED
It has good dance sequences...but does that make a movie? No.... "You Suckas Got Served"........shoot me now.
6. ROLLERBALL (2002)
When are people going to realize that Chris Klein cannot act. He doesn't show any emotion here, nor in any other movie. LL Cool J disappears half way through and it is not said whether or no he is dead or alive. Jean Reno can't save this is his life depended on it. Do yourself and society a favour, if you ever see this in a movie store....destroy it.
5. ALONE IN THE DARK
Ahh, my good buddy Uwe Boll. How can any list be complete without his entry on it. Any role Tara Reid is in that doesn't involve her in a bikini is going in the wrong direction. Wearing glasses doesn't make someone smarter....or a decent actor. Christian Slater is a guilty pleasure of mine and so is Dorff, but neither of them bring anything to this film, not even a wink and nod to the camera showing they know that they are in a crappy film. I hope to god they knew they were in a crappy film.
4. BELLY
I wrote a review for this with a title saying that I would rather see Paris Hilton Win An Oscar, Then Watch This Film Again. I still stand by that point today. After I posted this review, I received a PM saying that I was racist. No, I am not racist. I just know a horrible movie when I see one. Characters do random actions for no reason and the film rips off every other film left right and centre. If you want to watch this film...watch a rap video on tv....it's the same thing....only shorter......and probably better.
3. ENVY
Never has a comedy had so much potential and screw it up beyond belief. Let's look at who's involved. Jack Black, who earns a lot of money...let him go wild with it. Could be funny. Ben Stiller, get jealous of friend and goes berserk. Seems like every other role he does, it could work. Christopher Walken as a crazy guy. Nothing new there, but it seems funny. Barry Levinson, hmm, he has good films under his belt. Why did this film fail? I cannot really tell. I can only say that Walken is the only good thing aboutit, but alas, not god enough to make it out of this spot on the list.
2. HOUSE OF THE DEAD
You didn't think I would include one Uwe Boll film without the other would you. I haven't seen his latest two, nor do I really want to, unless I am piss drunk and want to get angry. All you have to do is watch the scene in which the charcters use guns, while jumping in the air, then having the camera go into bullet time, then have the characters shoot the zombies...to know how really bad this crap is. Let's not mention the fact that people risk THEIR lives, for people they just met 2 seconds ago. Or how about the random video game inserts throughout the film. WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!!!
1. CARNIVORE
My buddy Iroquois was right. Here is the worst film I have EVER SEEN. It is horribly, horribly bad. A perfect example of NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER. I thought it would be a cheesy b-horror movie. Boy was I wrong. I'm sure a blind monkey in a wheel chair and no arms can come up with something better then this. I honestly believe that too. To know bad this film is, check out my review in my review thread. Along with Envy, Alone in the dark and House of the Dead.
That's all folks.
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the last 10 is coming soon. Keen to see No.1 
i haven't seen the others 
