MoFo Fill in the Blank

Bend it like Beckham

Mary had a little lamb she kept in the back yard. When she pulled her panties down, his wooly ___ got hard!

Mary had a little lamb she kept in the back yard. When she pulled her panties down, his woolly curls got hard!

Hands up! You're under _______

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

Hands up! You're under inflated!

Only two things are certain in life - _______ and _______

Only two things are certain in life - the "L" and the "F".

When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks ______

When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks obscene.




Nietzsche is not my cup of ____________________ .

Nietzsche is not my Cup of Jo(anna Goddard).




Excuse me, but there's nothing like ______________.