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Seen in December, Pt.1



The low budget and grainy camera quality makes the film very charming. The action scenes are fairly fun. For a movie with such a low budget, nothing looks fake. The main character is very charming.



The effects are fantastic, not sure how they’ll hold up though. Considering it’s the same director as Children of Men, it’s no surprise that the long shots are absolutely amazing. The performances are all good. The soundtrack really brings the film together. Despite taking place not far from Earth, the soundtrack makes the film feel like an epic scale. The dialogue was shaky at times, but never fell off the edge.

The scene where she’s running out of air yet she keeps on stopping to talk to Clooney was really f*cking stupid. It was pretty stupid casting Clooney though, he’s too well known to see his character instead of him. For the most part it incorporated the “no sound in space” fact very well, other times its very obvious their bending the rules of the film.


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Hilarious. Every actor does an awesomely hilarious performance. The script is perfect, comedy usually comes from a simple mistake turning the end of the film f*cking insane.



Some really stupid jump-scares, only three of them were good. Good tension, premise and characters. Some good imagery. Interesting how there’s only 2 humans in the entire movie. The found footage felt a little gimmicky and could’ve been worked in better. Bad guy is super memorable and great.


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Great concept executed poorly. The first half is fairly boring as there is no real plot, it’s just her running around the house. Lots of inconsistencies with the violence. The villain is extremely unmemorable.



Really nice visuals, sets, colour pallet. The concept is very good. It was an interesting choice to have extremely static shots and all of the dialogue spoken in monotone, possibly to show how con-formative the society they live in is. It gets very heartwarming towards the end.



Great direction and editing as is expected from Edgar Wright. The performances and script are brilliant.



The performances from Poiter and Tracy are brilliant. It’s very funny, the script almost feels like a play.


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Holy cow, this is extremely realistic. I couldn’t believe it when I heard that the main girl was a first time actor, because her performance is one of the best ever. I wonder why they decided to film it in a 4:3 aspect ration.


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Oh My God this is so awesome! Michael Cera’s character and performance are awesome! The visuals, direction, music and action are super awesome I cannot contain myself!!!

Films Ranked
1. Gravity
2. Scott Pilgrim
3. Fish Tank
4. Burn After Reading
5. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
6. Creep
7. The Worlds End
8. The Lobster
9. El Mariachi
10. Hush



I watched The Goat last night and yeah it was really great. I'd have it second so far behind One Week. What it did more than anything was make me greatly appreciate Joe Roberts. He's the perfect villain for the tiny Buster, and he looks so intimidating and honestly evil Think he wears mascara or some type of make up that really make his eyes pop and he is great at sinister faces.




I'm not old, you're just 12.
Justice League - This is sort of a Frankenstein of a movie, the work of Zack Snyder initially, then extensively reshot/rewritten by Joss Whedon after Snyder dropped out for personal reasons/the studio found the film unwatchable. It has it's issues, like the bad guy isn't very memorable, and some of the FX seem unfinished (especially on Cyborg's armor) but it's actually more fun than I expected. Pros: lots of action, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, and the Flash are awesome, and Henry Cavill finally plays a recognizable Superman. Cons: Does anyone buy Ben Affleck as an "old" Batman? I guess he's Hollywood Old, I.E. in his 40's. Amy Adams is also the worst Lois Lane since that girl in Superman Returns. It's also a sequel to Batman V Superman: Dawn of Boredom. So points off there. Apparently there's an Aquaman solo flick coming, and I will go see that, and I hope they make Flash's costume better in his flick, Flashpoint. It looks like a pile of other costumes glued together. Still, it gets a
because I had fun watching the spectacle, and can see the room for improvement.
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Antiporno (2016) dir. Sion Sono





First off, I’d like to take a minute to talk about how beautiful Antiporno looks. Sono confines most of the action to a single apartment, with walls painted in various vivid colours, giant pop-art paintings leaning on the wall, and numerous rotating fans that shed light into the interiors. All of this coupled with occasional bubbles, lights of many candles, and naked female bodies (being accused of male gaze in 3… 2… 1…) creates some incredible eye-candy moments. The acting is very good and convincing, too. Especially, from, the newcomer Ami Tomite (it’s her first movie both in real life and in the film, so meta!) EDIT: it is actually not her first in real life, meta = broken. I also could swear one of the guest girls was Asami. Now that I have of all this behind me, let’s get to the rant analysis.

SPOILERS

Sion Sono’s Antiporno is not a porn film, but, just like love is close to hate, antiporn is close to porn. The film talks about many things, including art, and show business, how hard it is to get there, as a porn star, as a novelist, as an actress. Average porn star’s career is very short, only the best girls get famous, but at what expense? It’s not only pornstars, though. Especially in Japan, but pretty much in the entire world as well, the show business is extremely competitive. Not only the best and most talented prevail, but above all, these with strongest minds. Suicidal tendencies are common, for instance, Yukiko Okada’s successful and Jun Togawa’s unsuccessful suicide attempts. The world of show business, the world of porn, the world of adults, the world itself is unrelenting. Life sucks, to put it bluntly.

The protagonist of the film, Kyoko, gets to experience this. At the beginning of the film she’s a stereotypical, over-the-top, narcissistic megalomaniac. A star on the verge of madness suffering from bulimia. She treats her manager, Noriko, like a dog. Kyoko is a dom, whereas Noriko is a sub. In a shocking scene, the domina humiliates Noriko in the least titillating way possible. She orders her to cut her wrist only to remark her blood is dirty and of no further use. However, this state of affairs does not last long, as in a surprising twist the roles change. Now the former domina becomes a sub, is humiliated by her former slave, who turns out to be a more experienced person ‘in the business’. Is the beginning of the film a mad dream? The character of Kyoko’s sister may indicate that it is. Is it just a movie within a movie? The abrupt cut from the action that shows the film crew seems to suggest so.

Kyoko’s backstory is a pretty typical ‘how I got here’ kind of a thing, with repressed sexuality, loss of mother and sister, that inflicted deep trauma, and perhaps, mental illness. For Kyoko sex is a form of rebellion, virginity a form of slavery. Just like many girls, she lies her way into porn industry. This reminded me of Reiko Ike, who lied about her age, too. It was pinku eiga, not porn in her case, though. Sex as form of rebellion and expression is stupid. A decision she will most likely regret. Well, she already regrets it when she finds out there is no sister in the apartment. It may be too late as she is already being flogged by the domina – the dream of being famous, being a star, even if porn star is but a dream and reality is much harsher. Young girls are used, exploited, molested. Just like alleged molestation of members of AKB48 group. The paint sequence at the end of the film is reminiscent of BIS ‘anti-idol’ group music videos.

The film seems to try to say something about feminism, too. The only two men in the film, Kyoko’s father, who on one hand, along with her mother, says sex is filthy and dirty, but on the other, has sex every night, is portrayed as a hypersexual. The other man in the film, a young boy, agrees to deflower the protagonist and starts doing it in a rapey style (this changes after a while, as she teaches him to be gentle?!). There is also the director who tries to elicit a natural orgasm imitation by dry-humping her behind the stage. All men in the film = sex. At the end of the film there is a short tirade about men being ‘bad’ and root of all evil, as well. Now, taken objectively, this would be a pretty narrow-minded view in such an otherwise smart film. But it is only so, if taken as a) director’s manifesto against men (and not just immoral world of porn) that I sincerely believe is not the case, and b) OBJECTIVE filmmaking, which I don’t think adheres to Sono neither. Now, you can take it as SUBJECTIVE, a product of Kyoko’s mind. She sees men like that, because that’s all she knows of them. But then again, women she knows aren’t any better either. The ending made me realize yet another thing. The film is also about free speech. Sono has free speech in this film and seems to mock the viewer, introducing the grand finale, in which big puddles of multi-colored paint cover Kyoko and the white floor she’s on. Just like Chytilova in Daisies, he seems to summarize: “This film is dedicated to those who get upset only over a stomped-upon bed of lettuce”, only in this case it’s paint, Jodorowsky Fando y Lis style!

END OF SPOILERS

Of course, Sono is far from subtle and criticism of his metaphors and symbolism being heavy-handed is a fair one, but it is still his best film after Love Exposure. The best movie of 2016. Ex aequo with The Son of Joseph.



5 stars
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First and only time (I hope) to see Mamma Mia! and Citizen Kane in such close proximity



Marie Antoinette



My second favorite Coppola by quite a bit. I love the modern sensibility brought to a period piece and I love the story structure. We spend so much time at the start of Maria's marriage but it perfectly sets up her arc for the remainder of the film. I think it's pretty outstanding, I just don't see any missteps here.

Vagabond



Quite good even if it didn't fully entertain me the way I like. I like the documentary feel and the score is pretty great. The score reminded me of The Master, I wonder if Greenwood got any inspiration from this.

Wrinkles



Working in a nursing home I decided I had to see this. They get just enough right to make me smile and even cry a little bit. A lot of silliness too, but hey it is still a movie.

Hatfields & McCoys



Wasn't planning on watching all of this on a Saturday afternoon, but I di and I am glad. It was my second time but I think it is a really great miniseries. Must see if you are a fan of Westerns.

Happiness



Varda is such a unique director. The three films I have seen from her so far are indistinguishable from one another but her voice in each is equally loud. I didn't like the score in this one but I really like the naturalism and her use of color. In all her films you can see she has an appreciation for process and lets her camera linger on people working and going about their mundane daily tasks. I really appreciate that. I thought maybe I was going to hate this movie thematically but I suspected a quick turn would come and it does. I love the ending of this film.

Roman J Israel Esquire



This film is not nearly as bad as the criticism would lead you to believe. It isn't Nightcrawler but it is sharp and has a great lead character and performance just like that film. See it for Denzel and the ending if nothing else. It had me wanting to remember quite a few lines too, but of course I don't. I will definitely watch this again on Blu-ray.
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Vagabond



Quite good even if it didn't fully entertain me the way I like. I like the documentary feel and the score is pretty great. The score reminded me of The Master, I wonder if Greenwood got any inspiration from this.


Happiness



Varda is such a unique director. The three films I have seen from her so far are indistinguishable from one another but her voice in each is equally loud. I didn't like the score in this one but I really like the naturalism and her use of color. In all her films you can see she has an appreciation for process and lets her camera linger on people working and going about their mundane daily tasks. I really appreciate that. I thought maybe I was going to hate this movie thematically but I suspected a quick turn would come and it does. I love the ending of this film.
Glad you like these two even though it's nowhere near as much as me. Seems like we'd have the three films in the opposite order. For the record i loved the Happiness score precisely because it was so ridiculous. And yeah the ending is amazing it has really stuck with me; that last shot.



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I last watched Alice through The Looking Glass, it was much better than I expected!



Good Time (2017):

The most engaging, edge-of-your-seat movie I've seen in a long time. Pattinson is terrific.



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Charulata (Satyajit Ray, 1964) -


Take this rating with a grain of salt since I was really tired during this viewing so who knows if it should be higher or lower or exactly as it should be. In any case, Ray's still capable of making a film that seems solid even in the face of unexpectedly severe exhaustion (though I'll admit that I should probably try watching it again).

Mudbound (Dee Rees, 2017) -


Very much an example of a familiar tale told well that focuses on the tense relationship between two poor families of different races. It gets off to a rough start but the cast and characters are solid enough that the whole thing becomes far more engrossing than I could ever have expected.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (Martin McDonagh, 2017) -


Kind of a mess, this one. In trying to wring both comedy and tragedy out of the grey areas regarding notions of justice and morality, it ultimately ends up being extremely whatever in ways that not even a solid cast can cancel out.

Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold (Griffin Dunne, 2017) -


I watched this knowing next to nothing about author Joan Didion but I still found quite a bit to appreciate about this affectionate documentary about her remarkable life and the times she recorded.

Kind Hearts and Coronets (Robert Hamer, 1949) -


A fine little Ealing comedy with a delightfully acerbic sense of humour, appreciably dim view of both the aristocracy and social climbers, and a reasonably tight plot.

Wind River (Taylor Sheridan, 2017) -


Seems like I'm experiencing a bit of diminishing returns with Sheridan-penned movies - Sicario definitely impressed me and Hell or High Water was solid enough while this was merely so-so. It certainly had the potential thanks to its troubling subject matter, but the execution only did so much.

Becoming Bond (Josh Greenbaum, 2017) -


A documentary covering the life of George Lazenby up to and including his brief tenure as James Bond that is divided between him delivering anecdotes straight to camera and some incredibly clunky dramatisations of said anecdotes. This attempt to humanise a man best known for being a walking punchline ends up being an aggravating experience thanks to its attempts to play damn near everything for laughs.

Transformers: The Last Knight (Michael Bay, 2017) -


It's a shame that the aspect ratio keeps alternating between fullscreen and widescreen with virtually every cut (and there are a lot of cuts) because I was actually starting to like a Transformers movie for embracing its inherent silliness in a way that didn't make me hate what I was watching. Even with that problem, it still stands out as the best of the bunch (though Dark of the Moon might give it a serious run for its money).

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Rian Johnson, 2017) -


Very much a different beast to The Force Awakens and generally better off as a result. I won't argue that there are some pacing issues, but they are in service to a film that takes the universe's ball and runs with it in such a way that I almost resent the moments in which it tries to remind me that it's a Star Wars film (namely the music being a little obtrusive at times to the point where one of the most striking moments in the film is one of complete silence). At least this is the kind of film where picking it apart actually feels like a challenge rather than just another step in consuming a disposable piece of work.

Mission: Impossible (Brian De Palma, 1996) -


I would link to the review I wrote for this a while back, but honestly I don't think it's good enough to deserve the effort (especially not since it's more negative than this movie really deserves). Anyway, this has ended up being firmly entrenched in that grey zone of films that aren't necessarily great but still have a certain amount of quality that makes them extremely re-watchable, which is definitely a positive quality (and sometimes you just want to see De Palma work his particular brand of magic).
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