You know your getting old when...


You find you have more answers than questions.

“Sugar is the most important thing in my life…”
You find yourself correcting people’s spelling.

You sneeze and throw out your back.
"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

“Sugar is the most important thing in my life…”
You watch one channel all day and people congregate in another room meow.

You ready? You look ready
Too much caffeine makes it feel like your heart might explode.
"This is that human freedom, which all boast that they possess, and which consists solely in the fact, that men are conscious of their own desire, but are ignorant of the causes whereby that desire has been determined." -Baruch Spinoza

When you think you are cool, hip and to the left of center and people who are hate your views.