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WORST PICTURE OF 2009

"All About Steve"

"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"

"Land of the Lost"

"Old Dogs""

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"


WORST ACTOR OF 2009

All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"

Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost"

Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"

Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"

John Travolta, "Old Dogs"


WORST ACTRESS Of 2009

Beyonce, "Obsessed"

Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"

Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Megan Fox, "Jennifer's Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"


WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009

Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, "The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience"

Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"

Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or "Comic Riff," "Land of the Lost"

Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"


WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009

Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"

Ali Larter, "Obsessed"

Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"

Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"

Julie White (as Mom), "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009

Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"

Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"

Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), "Land of the Lost"

Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"


WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE

"Battlefield Earth" (2000)

"Freddy Got Fingered" (2001)

"Gigli" (2003)

"I Know Who Killed Me" (2007)

"Swept Away" (2002)


WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE

Ben Affleck - "Daredevil," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Paycheck," "Pearl Harbor," "Surviving Christmas"

Eddie Murphy - "Adventures of Pluto Nash," "I Spy," "Imagine That," "Meet Dave," "Norbit," "Showtime"

Mike Myers - "Cat in the Hat," "The Love Guru"

Rob Schneider - "The Animal," "Benchwarmers," "Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo," "Grandma's Boy," "The Hot Chick," "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," "Little Man," "Little Nicky"

John Travolta - "Battlefield Earth," "Domestic Disturbance," "Lucky Numbers," "Old Dogs," "Swordfish"


WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE

Mariah Carey – "Glitter"

Paris Hilton - "The Hottie & The Nottie," "House of Whacks," "Repo: The Genetic Opera"

Lindsay Lohan - "Herbie Fully Loaded," "I Know Who Killed Me," "Just My Luck"

Jennifer Lopez - "Angel Eyes," "Enough," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Maid in Manhattan," "Monster-in-Law," "The Wedding Planner"

Madonna - "Die Another Day," "The Next Best Thing," "Swept Away"



I really didn't find G.I. Joe to be all that bad it was by no stretch of the imagination was it good. I grew up on G.I. Joe and while it has so many differences with the cartoon and my imagination as a kid. The probably with such films as these is that they rely so heavy on introducing you to characters and setting. rather than getting involved in the story that story usually comes with the sequel but if part one doesn't fare well at the box office than that's it the series is squashed ie superman returns.



In the Beginning...
My Picks for the Winners (Losers?)



WORST PICTURE OF 2009

"All About Steve"

"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"

"Land of the Lost"

"Old Dogs"

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"


WORST ACTOR OF 2009

All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"

Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost"

Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"

Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"

John Travolta, "Old Dogs"


WORST ACTRESS Of 2009

Beyonce, "Obsessed"

Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"

Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Megan Fox, "Jennifer's Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"


WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009

Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, "The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience"

Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"

Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or "Comic Riff," "Land of the Lost"

Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"


WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009

Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"

Ali Larter, "Obsessed"

Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"

Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"

Julie White (as Mom), "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009

Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"

Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"

Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), "Land of the Lost"

Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"


WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE

"Battlefield Earth" (2000)

"Freddy Got Fingered" (2001)

"Gigli" (2003)

"I Know Who Killed Me" (2007)

"Swept Away" (2002)


WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE

Ben Affleck - "Daredevil," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Paycheck," "Pearl Harbor," "Surviving Christmas"

Eddie Murphy - "Adventures of Pluto Nash," "I Spy," "Imagine That," "Meet Dave," "Norbit," "Showtime"

Mike Myers - "Cat in the Hat," "The Love Guru"

Rob Schneider - "The Animal," "Benchwarmers," "Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo," "Grandma's Boy," "The Hot Chick," "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," "Little Man," "Little Nicky"

John Travolta - "Battlefield Earth," "Domestic Disturbance," "Lucky Numbers," "Old Dogs," "Swordfish"


WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE

Mariah Carey – "Glitter"

Paris Hilton - "The Hottie & The Nottie," "House of Whacks," "Repo: The Genetic Opera"

Lindsay Lohan - "Herbie Fully Loaded," "I Know Who Killed Me," "Just My Luck"

Jennifer Lopez - "Angel Eyes," "Enough," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Maid in Manhattan," "Monster-in-Law," "The Wedding Planner"

Madonna - "Die Another Day," "The Next Best Thing," "Swept Away"[/quote]



All good people are asleep and dreaming.
Technically it was released in 2008, but Bill Pullman in Surveillance has got to be one of the worst performances.



My choices are highlighted in bold letters:

WORST PICTURE OF 2009

"All About Steve"

"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"

"Land of the Lost"

"Old Dogs""

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"


WORST ACTOR OF 2009

All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"

Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost"

Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"

Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"

John Travolta, "Old Dogs"


WORST ACTRESS Of 2009

Beyonce, "Obsessed"

Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"

Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Megan Fox, "Jennifer's Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"


WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009

Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, "The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience"

Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"

Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or "Comic Riff," "Land of the Lost"

Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"


WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009

Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"

Ali Larter, "Obsessed"

Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"

Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"

Julie White (as Mom), "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009

Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"

Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"

Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), "Land of the Lost"

Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"


WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE

"Battlefield Earth" (2000)

"Freddy Got Fingered" (2001)

"Gigli" (2003)

"I Know Who Killed Me" (2007)

"Swept Away" (2002)


WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE

Ben Affleck - "Daredevil," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Paycheck," "Pearl Harbor," "Surviving Christmas"

Eddie Murphy - "Adventures of Pluto Nash," "I Spy," "Imagine That," "Meet Dave," "Norbit," "Showtime"

Mike Myers - "Cat in the Hat," "The Love Guru"

Rob Schneider - "The Animal," "Benchwarmers," "Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo," "Grandma's Boy," "The Hot Chick," "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," "Little Man," "Little Nicky"

John Travolta - "Battlefield Earth," "Domestic Disturbance," "Lucky Numbers," "Old Dogs," "Swordfish"


WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE

Mariah Carey – "Glitter"

Paris Hilton - "The Hottie & The Nottie," "House of Whacks," "Repo: The Genetic Opera"

Lindsay Lohan - "Herbie Fully Loaded," "I Know Who Killed Me," "Just My Luck"

Jennifer Lopez - "Angel Eyes," "Enough," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Maid in Manhattan," "Monster-in-Law," "The Wedding Planner"

Madonna - "Die Another Day," "The Next Best Thing," "Swept Away"



Here's the 'winners', for lack of a better word.

WORST PICTURE OF 2009
'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' (a.k.a. "Trannies, Too")

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, 'Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience'

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Sandra Bullock, 'All About Steve'

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, 'All About Steve'

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Sienna Miller, 'G.I. Joe'


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus, 'Hannah Montana: The Movie'


WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
'Land of the Lost'


WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009
Michael Bay, 'Trannies, Too'


WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009
'Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
,' written By Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro's Transformers Action Figures

WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)
'Battlefield Earth' (2000)
-- Nominated for 10 Razzies, "winner" of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
Eddie Murphy
-- (Nominated for 12 "achievements," "winner" of three Razzies) 'Adventures of Pluto Nash,' 'I Spy,' 'Imagine That,' 'Meet Dave,' 'Norbit,' 'Showtime'

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
Paris Hilton
(Nominated for five "Achievements," "Winner" of four Razzies) 'The Hottie & The Nottie,' 'House of Whacks,' 'Repo: The Genetic Opera'



Employee of the Month
WORST PICTURE OF 2009


"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" OMG


WORST ACTOR OF 2009

All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"


WORST ACTRESS Of 2009

Beyonce, "Obsessed"


WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009

Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"


WORST SUPPO


Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009

Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"

Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"

Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"


They all deserve it!


WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE

"Swept Away" (2002) Unbelievable bad.


WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE

Mike Myers - "Cat in the Hat," "The Love Guru"


WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE

Paris Hilton - "The Ho & The Nottie"



My choices are bolded here..



WORST PICTURE OF 2009


"All About Steve"

"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"

"Land of the Lost"

"Old Dogs""

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"


WORST ACTOR OF 2009

All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"

Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost"

Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"

Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"

John Travolta, "Old Dogs"


WORST ACTRESS Of 2009

Beyonce, "Obsessed"

Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"

Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Megan Fox, "Jennifer's Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"


WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009

Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, "The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience"

Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"

Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or "Comic Riff," "Land of the Lost"

Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"


WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009

Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"

Ali Larter, "Obsessed"

Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"


Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"

Julie White (as Mom), "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009

Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"

Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"

Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), "Land of the Lost"

Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"


WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE

"Battlefield Earth" (2000)

"Freddy Got Fingered" (2001)

"Gigli" (2003)

"I Know Who Killed Me" (2007)

"Swept Away" (2002)


WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE

Ben Affleck - "Daredevil," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Paycheck," "Pearl Harbor," "Surviving Christmas"

Eddie Murphy - "Adventures of Pluto Nash," "I Spy," "Imagine That," "Meet Dave," "Norbit," "Showtime"

Mike Myers - "Cat in the Hat," "The Love Guru"

Rob Schneider - "The Animal," "Benchwarmers," "Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo," "Grandma's Boy," "The Hot Chick," "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," "Little Man," "Little Nicky"

John Travolta - "Battlefield Earth," "Domestic Disturbance," "Lucky Numbers," "Old Dogs," "Swordfish"


WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE

Mariah Carey – "Glitter"

Paris Hilton - "The Hottie & The Nottie," "House of Whacks," "Repo: The Genetic Opera"

Lindsay Lohan - "Herbie Fully Loaded," "I Know Who Killed Me," "Just My Luck"

Jennifer Lopez - "Angel Eyes," "Enough," "Gigli," "Jersey Girl," "Maid in Manhattan," "Monster-in-Law," "The Wedding Planner"

Madonna - "Die Another Day," "The Next Best Thing," "Swept Away"

NONE !!



Who told you that?!?! **** them. Unless nebs has also been told to stop, in which case... Still **** them, but hey, don't worry about it. Basically, unless Yoda told you, then don't worry about it.



I was told to use not so many smileys.
It wasn't enough that I had to explain it to you via PM, you had to go and complain about it on the forum.
My Lord, sometimes people on this forum can be such whiny little babies.



Employee of the Month
And I`m glad that you took some of your spare time and explain the unwritten avantgarde-houserules to me. It`s never a good thing, when everyone has fun on a message board. Like you said "Make real posts or no posts at all." But serious: I´m just make a little fun of you. No need to argue. It´s ain`t worth the trouble.



Apparently Mariah Carey has redeemed herself big time in Precious and to be fair it was (to my knowledge) her first role.



Keep on Rockin in the Free World
WORST PICTURE OF 2009

"All About Steve"

"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"

"Land of the Lost"

"Old Dogs""

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

How did Cop Out get left off that list?

Not sure how movies based on Toys could be included on such a list. Its not as though, if they were done well they'd have a snowballs chance in hell for an oscar nom.

Clearly Cop out deserves to be on there somewhere.


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How did Cop Out get left off that list?
Because Cop Out wasn't released in 2009.

The Golden Raspberry Awards for films released in 2010 have not even had the nominees listed yet. The Razzie noms will be announced the day before the Oscar nominations, Monday January 24th (as in, like, this coming Monday). The "winners" of those Razzies will be announced usually the day before the Oscar ceremony, which is February 27th.
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Keep on Rockin in the Free World
Because Cop Out wasn't released in 2009.

The Golden Raspberry Awards for films released in 2010 have not even had the nominees listed yet. The Razzie noms will be announced the day before the Oscar nominations, Monday January 24th (as in, like, this coming Monday). The "winners" of those Razzies will be announced usually the day before the Oscar ceremony, which is February 27th.
In that case i hereby nominate Cop Out as the worst film of 2010.

Tracy Morgan for the worst portrayal of martin lawrence impersonating Eddie Murphy who in turn is channeling richard pryor.



I can't really do 2009. It was a pretty decent year in movies for me, and it was to long ago to really bother. I can think of one though:

Terror at Blood Fart Lake



2010 is easier, Top 5:

Edge of Darkness
Green Zone
Suicide Girls Must Die
Tooth Fairy
Twilight 3: Eclipse
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