Michael Mann, Gandolf the prematurely Grayed, that guy you always mistake for a Carradine, Gabriel Byrne and not-the-girl-from-Flashdance. It ain't getting a Criterion release, so we must remake it now, here in 2022. Choose
director,and feel free to shape the tale a bit (e.g., set it Ukraine during the Russian invasion or WWI).
actors,
composer,
your preferred gaffer (and be sure to tell the rest of us what they do),
Director: Chris Nolan
Composer: Brian Tyler
Glaeken: Travis Fimmel
Dr. Cuza: Stellan Skarsgard
Woerman: Oscar Isaac
Eva Cusa: Rooney Mara
Kaemffer: Bradley Cooper
Father Fonescu: Mark Rylance
Willem Dafoe: Molassar
Gaffer: Someone in the industry, and kick up a "best boy" while you're at it.