Things that make you feel guilty (but you do them anyway)

I wasn't raised Catholic...not that you'd know it, considering that I have such a hardcore guilt complex. It's like I have one of those cartoon angels sitting on my shoulder, always looking up at me with perpetually teary Keane kid eyes, trying (and succeeding) to make me feel bad about something or another.

"You bought the new Lemony Snicket book at Target last night? Why didn't you just wait to check it out from the library? I don't care if it was on sale; according to Sally Struthers, you could have fed fifteen children and bought them flyswatters to boot!"

"European chocolates? What do you need those for? Don't you need to lose a little weight? Shouldn't you send those chocolates or the monetary equivalent to those starving children?"

Anyone got a can of Raid? I'm going to spray this feathery little f*ck right off my shoulder and into the next world.

Anywho....I know I can't be the only one. Who else has this guilty complex problem, and excerises it on a daily basis? Share your stories, so I won't feel so bad.

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letterboxd

i feel guilty whenever i talk to a certain girl, it's really my fault, but she kind of said that we were bf/gf, and i don't want to break her heart, i can't do that to another person

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well, just do it anyway, otherwise its your heart gonna b breakin'

Lookin' up porn.

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

For some reason I cant stand but think that this thread was made for one certain responce ( Jerkin the Gerkin )

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" I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, whe we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. May and hour of wolves and shattered shields before the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we Fight! For all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand men of the west!!"
-Aragorn: The Lord of the Rings the Return of the King

Little Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die?

Museum guy: Because you touch yourself at night!

Do you feel guilty to spank your chicken?

Hell, I don't.

I wish there was a national masturbation day where one and all could proudly diddle and paddle themselves in the nearest mall for everyone to see.

A day when we can proudly say, "Hell yeah! I masturbate three times a day...and I'm PROUD OF IT!"

A day where the sheep don't need to hide because Uncle Rico is on the case.

Yeah...THAT would be great.



Oh...I feel guilty because I don't pay enough attention to my pal pickles. I think I'm going to go look at some porn and get reaquainted.

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

a smileys worth a thousand words

Maybe listening too and enjoying 'Savage Garden'...

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That'd do it.

Hmm probably being an ******* to people when I'm really stressed out.

polishing the bishop

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Δύο άτομα. Μια μάχη. Κανένας συμβιβασμός.

what!? if he doesn't like her how will his heart break. Ok feel really bad maybe but not as bad as she will. Anyway here's some of my guilty pleasures;

1. When I'm at the movies with friends I end up eating most of the popcorn even though everyone chipped in , it's not like I'm overweight I just love popcorn.
2. Sometimes I don't pick up my dog's nasty business, but only if it's in a place where nobody would ever step like under a really small bush (my dog's small). Yeah I feel bad about that.
3. I see a lot of really bad chick-flick movies with my GF because she wants to so badly, feels like a betrayal of my fellow mofoers. Still it keeps her happy.
4. I randomly scare my sister just for fun. Yesterday I set up one of her soft toys so it was sitting on a seat staring into her room. Then I whispered through her window, she guessed it was me but then I told her to look over by the door and she screamed. It was hilarious.
5. When I'm really tired I just don't bother answering the home phone, so I have to make up excuses when people ask why nobody picked up if I was home. Things like "I was in the shower", "I was listening to music really loud", "I was on the toilet", "I was talking on my mobile" or the ever successful "i was walking the dog".

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Concert Tab!! MOFO poetry Been Dreaming Lately?

Slay, if I could give you all the rep points I could, I would, but I don't think I've been around enough in order to do so. Keep it up... I meant the posts, not your pal Pickles...

^^^that was something i couldve gone through life without knowing

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Undercoverlovers 100 REDUX

Veyr much agreed.

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"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one."

Soz... couldn't help myself.

Not that I would ever burn DVD's... but if I did, I might feel guilty about that

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Toefuzz.com - Movie reviews and quotes for those of us fortunate enough to not have our heads shoved up overly critical rectums!

My Top 100 favorite movies.

I've given up on DVDs for the time being. I'm saving my money to invest in BluRays.

I'm just renting from now on, but I'm certainly not burning them. Like somebody seems to be doing.

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TOP 100 | "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"

why? it was just a pic i was online... lol
im just being honest i felt very gulity
after getting caught...
i didn't look at nude babes online
for a few days since that happened...

i think you guys must've have misunderstood... and not thought it was
a pic online...
either way i was guilty for looking at porn..
after getting caught that day