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I'm still looking for the full length version though.
Same here. I've seen the shorter movie version in addition to this but I really need to see the longer 'uncut' one.



Welcome to the human race...
I don't see how you can rate this movie so low. It's a solid comedy.
I'd rate it even lower. Maybe one of the most excruciating movies I've ever seen.

And just to throw that into even greater perspective...

Don's Plum -


in which Leonardo DiCaprio shows how good he would've been at playing Randal from Clerks
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Funny Games (1997) - 6.8/10. It is good film. The plot is set up and executed nicely. The acting is okay-ish. Enjoyed it very much!
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Just watched Baahubali: The Conclusion tonight. It is honestly the only movie that I cried and got goosebumps while watching.



Savage Streets (1984)

An 80s rape and revenge film starring Linda Blair and Linnea Quickley. I remembered not liking this too much as a kid and the situation certainly hasn't changed. On a positive note, it has lots of nudity just for the sake of it and the soundtrack is rather good. The script is terrible (filled with filler scenes in high school), acting is horrendous (hard to imagine that Blair once was an Oscar nominee) and the whole is just damn boring.

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The Lovebirds (2020)


I had high hopes for this one after seeing the trailer simply because of the chemistry these two seem to give off. I think their acting manages to keep this relatively watchable, but there are several scenes with punchlines that don't land for me. Reminds me of Stuber (also with Kumail Nanjiani) where the two main characters play well off each other, but the script doesn't seem to take good enough advantage of it.



I'd rate it even lower. Maybe one of the most excruciating movies I've ever seen.
Okay, but why?

I think to be fair you have to at least give it 2.5/5. It's an average movie. It has some very funny scenes, and mostly it's just okay, but there's nothing "bad" about it. Why would you rate it so low?



I don't see how you can rate this movie so low. It's a solid comedy.

Woody Allen as James Bond's nephew, gets caught in Cuba and taken to the firing squad. "My doctor says bullets are not to enter my body at any time. I have a very low tolerance for death."
Hmmm, that's funny?. Not my speed I guess





The Invisible
(2007)
3.5/5
When this first came out, my 14-year-old daughter requested to see this. The same as it was back in 2007. I would love to see the original but I know its impossible to find unless I'm somewhere in Europe.



Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love (2019)

A sweet and lovely portrait of Marianne Ihlen and Leonard Cohen and their relationship. 4/5



Welcome to the human race...
Okay, but why?

I think to be fair you have to at least give it 2.5/5. It's an average movie. It has some very funny scenes, and mostly it's just okay, but there's nothing "bad" about it. Why would you rate it so low?
Fair's got nothing to do with it. I went in knowing it was going to be a silly parody but that didn't guarantee I was actually going to find it funny - I just found it obnoxious more than anything else. Even catching part of it on TV recently only reminded me of what grating nonsense it is. I am under no obligation to "at least give it 2.5/5" and I would think that a self-styled elitist such as yourself would understand that.



I am under no obligation to "at least give it 2.5/5" and I would think that a self-styled elitist such as yourself would understand that.
Don't worry, I understand, but I still think it deserves a 2.5 rating. Of course, you're welcome to rate it however you please. It's a reflection of what you think and how you feel about the movie, and that's all good. I guess you were being fair in your own way, and objective in your standards. So, I'm satisfied. All I wanted was to know the truth, and now I do.

Overall, most of the movie I found just okay. But, I'm curious, what did you think of Woody Allen's scenes? His scenes were the best in my opinion, and genuinely funny. Did you not think even those few scenes were funny? The firing squad, and the ending where he has the girl on the slab?



Motel Acacia (2019)

A Filipino horror that would best be described as a mess. It's an incoherent mix of Alien, The Thing, Filipino folklore, and a critique of immigration policies. Technically it's rather decent, but writing is just too much all over the place. It's a boring pile of just about everything.




Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.

Strange But True (Rowan Athale, 2019)
5.5/10
Flower Drum Song (Henry Koster, 1961)
- 6.5/10
Angels' Brigade AKA Angels' Revenge (Greydon Clark, 1979)
4/10
Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion (Shun'ya Itô, 1972)
6/10

That female prisoner (Meiko Kaji) wreaks tons of violence.
The Year of Spectacular Men (Lea Thompson, 2018)
5.5/10
Growing Up Female (Julia Reichert & Jim Klein, 1971)
+ 6/10
The Song of Names (François Girard, 2019)
5.5/10
Superman: Red Son (Sam Liu, 2020)
6/10

Soviet Superman is in the middle of this flick, even what goes on with U.S. President Lex Luthor.
Take Me Somewhere Nice (Ena Sendijarevic, 2019)
+ 5/10
The Lovebirds (Michael Showalter, 2020)
5.5/10
Shakedown (Leilah Weinraub, 2018)
5/10
Military Wives (Peter Cattaneo, 2019)
6/10

Occasionally affecting with a particularly moving ending.
The Painter and the Thief (Benjamin Ree, 2020)
6/10
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell (Alfonso Corona, 1988)
4/10
Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics (Donick Cary, 2020)
6/10
Crystal Swan (Darya Zhuk, 2018)
6/10

1990s Belarusian DJ Alina Nasibullina gets sidetracked in her dream to get to America, but her basic goodness shines through.
Killbird (Joe Zanetti, 2019)
6/10
Rev (Ant Horasanli, 2020)
5/10
Looking for Mr. Goodbar (Richard Brooks, 1977)
6/10
Inheritance (Vaughn Stein, 2020)
5.5/10

Not as interesting as it should be but stlll borderline watchable.
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Welcome to the human race...
Not even old Allen, like Bananas, Annie Hall, Manhattan, and Love and Death?
Haven't seen Love and Death, but aside from that I don't care for any of those. As of writing, I've seen roughly a dozen of his films and the only one of those I like that also has him in it is Crimes and Misdemeanours, and I think it would be a stretch to call it funny.



Debris Documentar (2003)



I don't know how to rate this. It's sort of a 10 if you look at it a certain way. It's the 4th movie I've seen from extreme film director Marian Dora and it's the most repugnant of the bunch. It's probably the most relentlessly revolting movie I've seen. It makes Slaughtered Vomit Dolls look like a cartoon and Salo look like a family movie. I'll just post the synopsis from Wiki, read at your own risk-

"The film, released on DVD in 2014 as part of a boxset also containitng Melancholie der Engel(2009) and Reise nach Agatis (2010),[1] deals with the everyday life of a man, Carsten (Carsten Frank [de]), who works on the set of the 2004 Ulli Lommel film Zombie Nation. At the same time, he is planning to realize his own film, a task he finds extremely difficult. First, he tries to place casting ads in a supermarket. During his daily work on the film set, the man seems frustrated. Also, he is isolated in his private life, and spends his time by watching and masturbating to his opulent VHS film collection of homosexual rape pornography and films such as Cesare Canevari’s 1977 Gestapo’s Last Orgy, Dennis Donnelly's 1978 The Toolbox Murders, Werner Herzog’s 1974 The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser, Peter Schamoni’s 1976 Potato Fritz [de], and Rino Di Silvestro’s 1976 Werewolf Woman, and tinkering with props for his own planned film. He also likes to read Astrid Proll’s works about Andreas Baader and Ulrike Meinhof and the writings of Eduard Mörike. In his spare time, he shoots photos of animal cadavers while playing with them, also partly collecting them to take home with him, as he seems to have sexual attraction to them, and rapes women (Martina Adora, Stefanie Müller, and Carina Palmer) in the woods while they urinate. He indulges in several disturbing sexual fetishes including defecating, urinating, necrophilia, bestiality, anal fisting, rape, murder, nose-picking, and other unspeakable acts. He is in regular contact with a prostitute, Patrizia (Patrizia Johann), who puts an enema into her anus and defecates into a bucket while placing the man onto a table, shoving her fist into his anus and pulling feces out of there while he is putting the bucket to his face. By telephone, he also stays in contact with Jesús Franco, Katja Bienert [de; fr; ru], Peter Martell, and David Hess (who composed most of this film's score). After a while, he actually contacted a woman, Franziska (Alexandra Dumas), who read his advertisement in the supermarket. They arrange a meeting in the man's house. When he tells her what he is supposed to do in his film, the woman gets scared and wants to leave the house. Then, Carsten overwhelms her and kills her by strangling her with a telephone cord and beating her head. Afterwards, he films himself as he is sexually aroused by her corpse. He cuts her nipples off in graphic detail and uses his scalpel to cut the dead woman's clitoris off. He then takes the scalpel and peels the skin off one of her fingers and eats the pieces of dismembered skin. The film ends with a scene showing Carsten burning the same woman's body and going jogging, as in the first shot of this film."