Movie Quotes You Don't Want To Hear While In Bed

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I am half agony, half hope.
Heeere's Johnny!


Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in...
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I am Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan!

That crap would wake me up too just like George McFly



My life isn't written very well.
"I'm thumpin! That's why they call me Thumper!"--Bambi
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"It's okay champ, you'll get 'em next time" - No doubt a countless amount of corny sports movies.



Welcome to the human race...
Not exactly a movie, but I'd love to see what quoting the entire Goat Boy segment of Bill Hicks: Revelations would do.

Not actually going to quote it, God knows it's a little...colourful.
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I don't need a bigger boat.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse Now

"There will be blood tonight! - The Princess Bride

"Inconceivable!" - The Princess Bride

"Get used to disappointment." - The Princess Bride

"I want my father back you son-of-a-bitch." - The Princess Bride

"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept." - The Princess Bride

"You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard--how marvelous." - The Princess Bride

"We must not allow a mineshaft gap!" - Dr. Strangelove

"Been hitting it awful hard, haven't ya?" - Tombstone

"I have not yet begun to defile myself." - Tombstone

"From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee." - The Wrath of Khan

"What is this, Wonka, some kind of fun house?" - Willy Wonka

"Would you kindly keep your balls off my tumbling mat?" - Porky's

"Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" - Porky's

"I don't know, Pee Wee. Even a nymphomaniac has standards." - Porky's

"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good." - Men in Black

"You know, tar actually sticks to some people." - The Last Action Hero

"Just stay here and get ready to call the marines." - Die Hard 2

"That was nothing. But, that's how it always begins . . . very small." - Big Trouble in Little China

"You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!" - Ford Fairlane

"Guys like you, you do grow on trees." - Ford Fairlane

"Show Dick some respect!" - The Breakfast Club



Let's try to be broad-minded about this
"That looks like something that fell off my dick during the war!"


Slither



"Where do you want to be oiled first?"

-Wizard of Oz
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amateur pianist


"Give it some more welly"






- Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit






28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
Here's looking at you, kid - Casablanca

They call me Mister Tibbs - In The Heat Of The Night

I am big! It's the Pictures that got small - Sunset Blvd

If you build it, he will come - Field Of Dreams

Houston, we have a problem. - Apollo 13

A boy's best friend is his mother - Psycho


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