Movie Quotes You Don't Want To Hear While In Bed

Got a famous/general quote from a film that would be really bad to hear while in bed with someone? Post it here...


"Say hello to my little friend" - Scarface

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" -Star Wars

"Back door, huh? Good idea!" - Return Of The Jedi

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"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have."

Suspect's Reviews

LMAO. One of the best threads in a while.

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"All the confusion of my life... has been a reflection of myself! Myself as I am, not as I'd like to be." - Guido, 8 1/2

Top 10 That's what she said moments from Star Wars

"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"

"I never knew I had it in me."

"Point that thing somewhere else!"

"You got something jammed in here real good."

"Back door huh, good idea"

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Get in there you big fuzzy oaf, I dont care if it smells!"

"Your bigger than I thought"

"I thought it smelled bad on the outside"

"With that speed do you think we can pull out in time?"

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I used to be addicted to crystal meth, now I'm just addicted to Breaking Bad.

"Size matters not. Judge me by size, do you?"

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

That's no moon...

Star wars is rife with comments that work for this:

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?

Luke: Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments.
Han Solo: I use them for smuggling.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.


Fight club

Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.

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Undercoverlovers 100 REDUX

'those aren't pillows!'

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"If you can't be funny be interesting."
Harold Ross

Ming from Flash Gordon ~ I like to play with things a while before annihilation

and

Klytus, I'm bored. What play thing can you offer me today?




Prince Barin ~ I knew you were up to something, though I'll confess I hadn't thought of necrophilia

Zarkov ~ What do you find? The moon out of orbit?

and

Check the angular vector of the moon!

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" - The Wizard Of Oz.

"You'll shoot your eye out" - A Christmas Story

"That'll do pig. That'll do" - Babe

"What the **** is this ****?" -- Hostel

"And a one, and a two, and a THREE!" -- Suicide Club

"I'm sorry, Nancy." -- Sin City

"How the hell do you expect a guy to study with all that racket going on?"

"I would appreciate it if you would GET ME A FIELD MANUAL!"

Snafuperman

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
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"If you see a shark, Hooper, swallow."

"I see you've got your rubbers on."

Jaws

"Little brown eel comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole... Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too good is it Chief?"

"See what I do, Chief, is I trick 'em to the surface. And I jab at 'em."

"I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."

"Is that hair gel?" -There's Something About Mary

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From Some Like It Hot (1959)

Well, nobody's perfect.

I sleep with my spats on.

WATCH THAT CORKSCREW!

-Bunny Lebowski (The Big Lebowski)

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The novelist does not long to see the lion eat grass. He realizes that one and the same God created the wolf and the lamb, then smiled, "seeing that his work was good".

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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.

"I am your father!" Empire Strikes Back

" I drink YOUR MILKSHAKE! I drink it up!" There will be blood

" I've had it with this motherf****ing snake..." snakes on a plane (slightly altered)


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Lieutenant: "I think we can handle one little girl".

Morpheus: "Time is always against us. Please, take a seat there."

Neo: "I know Kung Fu."
Morpheus: "Show me."

Morpheus: "Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me."

Mouse: "If you close your eyes it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs."

Agent Smith: "Never send a human to do a machine's job."

Trinity: "No one has ever done anything like this."
Neo: "That's why it's going to work."

Agent Smith: "You're empty."
Neo: "So are you.

"He's doing his Superman thing." (matrix 2)

all I can think of off the top of my head... (can you tell I just watched the matrix again? )

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One day you will ask me, what's more important...me or your life. I will answer my life and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life

Outbreak, those are too funny.

"Get off me, you little fungus."

"Well, I'm sleeping with your father."

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe