Thats right people its finally here, the review of that blasted dragon movie, and yews, its the greatest movie of all time.
London 2084, oh wait i mean 2020, im sorry we forgot to correct that for the previews. Dragons have killed everything and taken over the world, all thats left are a handful of people in a castle outside of london, and the redneck americans. The rednecks from the army have 3 tanks and a helicopter.
FACT : People dont have to eat
FACT : Dragons dont eat people
FACT : Dragons caused the extinction of the dinosaurs
FACT : Dragons slaiva makes two separate chemicals, and when they mix it produces Nitro Nepalm
FACT : helicopters do not need fuel
FACT : time will never stop making magazines, even after human extinction
FACT : dragons have holes in there wings
FACT : tanks do not kill dragons, axes and crossbows are the only things that work.
As you can see this was not only the most belivable movie of all time, it was also true to all of the previews. Do your self a favor, see this movie.
London 2084, oh wait i mean 2020, im sorry we forgot to correct that for the previews. Dragons have killed everything and taken over the world, all thats left are a handful of people in a castle outside of london, and the redneck americans. The rednecks from the army have 3 tanks and a helicopter.
FACT : People dont have to eat
FACT : Dragons dont eat people
FACT : Dragons caused the extinction of the dinosaurs
FACT : Dragons slaiva makes two separate chemicals, and when they mix it produces Nitro Nepalm
FACT : helicopters do not need fuel
FACT : time will never stop making magazines, even after human extinction
FACT : dragons have holes in there wings
FACT : tanks do not kill dragons, axes and crossbows are the only things that work.
As you can see this was not only the most belivable movie of all time, it was also true to all of the previews. Do your self a favor, see this movie.
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"Who comes at 12:00 on a Sunday night to rent Butch Cassady and the Sundance Kid?"
-Hollywood Video rental guy to me