The Sexy Curse is the cause of all my problems

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Problems due to the Sexy Curse
22.22%
2 votes
Higher gas prices
55.56%
5 votes
Cancellation of Firefly
44.44%
4 votes
Single ply toilet paper
44.44%
4 votes
Hard to remove soap scum in shower
33.33%
3 votes
Food Poisoning
66.67%
6 votes
Lack of lottery winning
33.33%
3 votes
Fast battery drainage
44.44%
4 votes
Everything!
9 votes. You may not vote on this poll




Master of My Domain
For example, McDonald's gave me way less fries than usually today.

I'm sure the Sexy Curse is at it again.



Okay, so I just found this out.

There's this man -- I DON'T KNOW HIM, but, I saw him the other day. He knows someone I know.

He DIED the day after I saw him.

I just found out. I am like Medusa. You can't look at me. Sexy Curse.





Tired of the Sexy Curse killing off beloved celebrities like Robin Williams and Phillip Seymour Hoffman?

As Best New MoFo, I vow to reverse the Sexy Curse for the power of good.
From this day forward, only terrorists and evil dictators will be afflicted by the dreaded Sexy Curse.

I'm Captain Spaulding, and I approve this message.


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I am still hearing of a bunch of famous people dying even now in 2015. The new year didn't stop it -- it's still going. So, yeah, maybe Captain Spaulding can really help.



Probably. I love peppers. But I would like pepperoni and peppers.



Yesterday I had Hawaiian pizza with bacon and jalapenos and it was AMAZING.



Yesterday I had Hawaiian pizza with bacon and jalapenos and it was AMAZING.
I like those pizzas, too. I especially love one with BBQ sauce.