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Oh hai, Guap. I've watched some hentais recently, and alhough quite alright, I don't feel I enjoy them as much as the other guy. Any recs?
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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.



I am guessing this thread will cross Rate the Last Movie You Saw post in a matter of months!
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Considering I grew up in the 90s anything with Vicca in it was tantalising. My first feature length film was the Uranus Experiment, so I remember it fondly!



If you want good plot based flicks, then here are some suggestions:

1) Amanda By Night.
2) Taboo American style 1.
3) Tarzan X shame of Jane.
4) Justine 2 Nothing to Hide.
5) Vista Valley PTA.
6) Snow White and 7 Dwarves (not the animated version).
7) Arabika - Italian.
8) Taking of Christina.
9) Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann.
10) Adolescenza Perversa - Italian.
11) Dracula - Italian.
12) Josephine Mutzenbacher 1 & 2 — German.



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it's kinda sad though, erotic movies could be so much better than they are. Normally their plot suffers because the focus is just the skin, but if i were in the movie business i'd totally try to make a GOOD porno, because well, they don't really exist, hehe



all are same nothing special



it's kinda sad though, erotic movies could be so much better than they are. Normally their plot suffers because the focus is just the skin, but if i were in the movie business i'd totally try to make a GOOD porno, because well, they don't really exist, hehe
Not all erotic movies focus only on skin, there are many good erotic thrillers out there



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I know this isn't really what the OP is asking for, but I don't know if I'll ever be able to watch Deep Throat. Just knowing the story behind the film saddens me way too much and would make me feel really dirty and awful if I watched it. The way Linda Lovelace got treated was very brutal and unfair.
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it's kinda sad though, erotic movies could be so much better than they are. Normally their plot suffers because the focus is just the skin, but if i were in the movie business i'd totally try to make a GOOD porno, because well, they don't really exist, hehe
The problem with most people who watch porn it seems, is that more people seem to prefer Arby's level quality porn, and no one wants Red Lobster level quality anymore.



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What I mean is, is that people often choose to watch porn that is poorly shot and very poorly acted, with no real thought behind it more so it seems.



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When you watch porn and think how badly it's shot, it means two things: First, you're a film buff. Second, you're not horny enough.



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Well it's not like it has to be a masterpiece or anything but they can make more of an effort than shooting it all in one take only, and with people who cannot give a convincing performance at all.



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Well, if you think about it, porn is full of master takes. That's quality filmmaking, isn't it?



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Only if the actors and director can carry a master take all the way through, which they can not it seems and have awkward moments.



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...with a hand on the pulse of the porn-watching audience the world over. *cough*

There are so many puns available but this one at least felt on topic.

How many anecdotal encounters with friends who watch porn? How many conversations about those viewings? How many complain about the lack of artistic narrative during their porn viewing experience? What is their purpose for porn watching? Is it streamed or hard copy? (a lil giggle there) Is there a registry or national database to track statistical trends? I would bet there's a correlation with tidal heights and Leonids showers. Actually, that's quite deep and meaningful! A cosmic-level sense of awe, as the universe sprays all over the earth's atmosphere. That's hot. Literally incinerating on impact.



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Perhaps using the Arby's quality porn to Red lobster quality was not the best analogy though. A lot of people seem to prefer Jackass level quality porn instead of Mad Max: Fury Road quality porn, if that's a better analogy.