Dr. Fauci not the favorite Dr.

U.S.—A new study has found that far more Americans would trust Dr Pepper than would trust Dr. Fauci.
While Dr. Fauci has made some questionable claims over the past few months, Dr Pepper hasn't made any erroneous predictions about the virus or recommendations when it comes to masks and other protective measures. So the soft drink has rocketed up the charts as the most-trusted medical professional in America.
"Dr Pepper has 23 delicious flavors that combine into a cool, refreshing taste that's just right," said Texan man Greg Bolar. "Dr. Fauci has none of these things. He can't even give you diabetes, for crying out loud."
"Dr Pepper has never let me down." He then cracked open a cold, thirst-quenching Dr Pepper and chugged it in one gulp. "Ahh -- that's good stuff -- and it has none of that nasty deep state aftertaste left by competing brands like Dr. Fauci."
Americans also prefer Dr. Thunder, Mr. Pibb, and Dr. A+ over the medical advice dispensed by Dr. Fauci, according to the study.
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[and The Babylon Bee]

I trust Sgt. Pepper

I feel like I’m missing the point of this thread. I’ve read it several times though.

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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

Gulfport just likes to post conservative satire about Coronavirus to sorta take a swipe at the belief that it's serious outside of an argumentative context. It's happened a few times.

I say this as someone who often finds the Babylon Bee pretty funny, for the record.

LOL


I went shopping today... I would have got a Dr. Pepper, but I slept well, so I opted for a Clearly Canadian.

Doc. You and me. Sturgis 2021. Let’s make it happen.

I hate Dr. Pepper [taste like sandpaper]I'll stick with Dr. Fauci...heck I'd prefer-Dr.Frankenstein to Dr.Pepper.