Pulp Fiction, Feet, and Speaking Impediments. The real question.

Tell me, if someone massaged the feet of your S/O, would you throw them off a balcony, through a glass greenhouse and give them a speaking impediment, or is it not a big deal? Do they mean anything? Is it in the same ballpark, or even the same league, or sport as cheating? This is quite an important question.

Also are you the foot f***ing master?

Are you with Vince or Jules?

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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.