I have always wanted to try this. I will start off with a scene and we can see where this goes....not much of a writer, but let's see how out of control this can get, because I am quite bored as we speak!
The man with the hourglass walked down the snow covered street with his swim trunks in one hand and oven mitt in the other. There was no need for subtlety, because he knew this day would live in infamy.
"GIVE ME MY PARROT!" he shouts ferociously at the home of an elderly couple known as the Sternellis. To this day no one knows why their front porch is covered in charcoal, and, to be honest, no one wants to.....
I never said this would not be the stupidest thread ever
The man with the hourglass walked down the snow covered street with his swim trunks in one hand and oven mitt in the other. There was no need for subtlety, because he knew this day would live in infamy.
"GIVE ME MY PARROT!" he shouts ferociously at the home of an elderly couple known as the Sternellis. To this day no one knows why their front porch is covered in charcoal, and, to be honest, no one wants to.....
I never said this would not be the stupidest thread ever