People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
Why do you hate that? They do that just in case you didn't hear them clearly.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Too F**king right I do! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
They're saying that you still want to have your cake (in your hands), even after you've eaten it. It refers to people who want to experience all the things they desire, but to still have those things left to experience the first time. To have a million dollars but to spend it all on something, but then to moan because they don't have a million dollars.
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?
The unsaid factor in this one is that it's only ever said when people have looked in a LOT of places. Nobody ever says it when they've only looked in say, two places. It's most often said after an
extended search. So it makes sense that we would say that.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
Yes they did. You could easily have said No to that question.
When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?
Maybe you'll understand this one when you're a lot older.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*bhead?
Buses come along at regular intervals in my town.
People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?
Again, one for when you're old.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! that's an
image I really didn't need.
You need to change your friends.
Did you ever think people might be saying these things simply as conversation starters, to make friends with you?? You might be missing out here, mate. Don't want to go all New Age on you, but "hating" people who do things is like carrying pictures of Chairman Mao.