Generalize MoFos' film tastes

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Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
Alright, so I came up with an idea of generalizing everybody's tastes in a funny way. I'm gonna do this for some MoFos to show you what I mean:

Cobpyth - every classic movie is a masterpiece
Daniel M - every Lynch film is a masterpiece
Guaporense - every anime with little girls is a masterpiece
mark f - everything by Wilder and Spielberg is a masterpiece, the rest is

Miss Vicky - everything with Joaquin Phoenix is a masterpiece
Mr Minio - everything kinky or contemplative is a masterpiece
Sexy Celebrity - every Asian movie is trash and shouldn't be included on any Top MoFo list
The Rodent - Young Guns is a mastepiece
TokeZa - everything obscure and foreign is a masterpiece
Yoda - Wars is Star a masterpiece

Your turn! You can generalize another MoFos as well as those who's already been on my list. It's up to you.
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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.



Bluedeed - Everything that Jonathan Rosenbaum and ReverseShot says is a masterpiece, is a masterpiece!
Raul - Every film others see as average is a masterpiece! (sorry )



Gangster Rap is Shakespeare for the Future
Guaporense - anything by Miyazaki or mentioned in a statistic is a masterpiece
Mr Minio - long takes and early porn films are masterpeices
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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra



Miss Vicky - everything with Joaquin Phoenix is a masterpiece
Except of course for all the Phoenix movies that I rate
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and most especially It's All About Love, which was so awful I couldn't even finish it.



Here you go Vicky, look up generalization for me
I know what the word means. I'm saying that this particular generalization is incorrect.

I think a more appropriate generalization is "every Joaquin Phoenix performance is stellar no matter how much the movie sucks."



Miss Vicky's Loyal and Willing Slave
JayDee - Every superhero movie is a masterpiece
Bat-Glare!


I am not amused!


And it's not true anyway. There are plenty of average-decent superhero flicks and a few that even I think are s*it!



If its good, I like it. Genre doesnt matter, but I dont like any genre just for the sake of. It has to be good. Ive enjoyed kung fu movies to Eat Drink Man Woman to Steel Magnolias to Lorenzos Oil and even liked a Michael Bay movie once. (every dog has his day ). Music's the same. I dont know how to describe that in a word.



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
My reaction to people saying generalizations are incorrect:



They are supposed to be incorrect! That's why it's fun to make them!!!

Mr Minio - I like contemplative cinema, kinky pron, and a good spaghetti western and Bela Tarr is the greatest filmmaker ever who made my all time favorite movie.
That's not a generalization. It's true!



Finished here. It's been fun.
Mark F:


Guaporense: Its without a doubt a cinematic masterpiece, but it doesn't compare to the greatness of PMMM. In a way PMMM is a spiritual successor to Taxi Driver and My Neightbor Totoro if you really think about it.

TokeZa: Oh you're a fan of Bergman,Tarkovsky,and Dreyer? Thats cute. (Begins watching obscure film from Indochina nobody has ever heard about)

HoneyKid: Wait?....It doesn't have Drew Barrymore in it? Its trash.Boring trash.

Cobpyth: Its not a classic? (Into the trash it goes)