MoFo Fantasy Football - 2024 Season

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My guys are junk. Stevenson about to get benched for being the fumble master.
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Never had time to do a full recap. No tears, please. But I did manage to win, thanks in large part to Jared Goff having his first monster Fantasy day of 2024, including a nifty trick play where he caught a TD pass from Amon-Ra St. Brown. Fun stuff.
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I'm not very good at talking smack, but wouldn't it be funny if the London outburst caused my upset of Spaulding this week? I wasn't super excited to take him either but he certainly appears to be trending in the right direction. If my subs at RB can both sneak in a score it might be a long week for the clowns. We shall see!



Dont worry Rauld you still have a great shot regardless of Buckys ho-hum performance. Im taking a chance on two roster spots with Gibson & Lazard.



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I'm not very good at talking smack, but wouldn't it be funny if the London outburst caused my upset of Spaulding this week? I wasn't super excited to take him either but he certainly appears to be trending in the right direction. If my subs at RB can both sneak in a score it might be a long week for the clowns. We shall see!
With the recent news that Taylor is out, you have as good a chance as ever.



Antonio Gibson is officially gonna start the next game for the Patriots. I hope he blows the doors down. Long overdue for this opportunity.



You mean just with New England? He was a starter for like a couple of years with Washington.
Really? No I didnt know. Did he do well there?



Nevermind, just looked it up on Google. Still not used to going to Google first than asking someone. He did allright. No idea what their offensive line was like in Washington compared to New Englands now though.



I changed my lineup so much thru the week I thought I had Sutton and Denver slotted, but instead its Lazard and Minnesota lol



The Patriots coach lied. He said he was giving Gibson the start, is listed as the starter, and has Stevenson doing starting duties. Poor Gibsons only got 3 carries for 15 yds, still maintaining a 5 ypc average, but only worth 1.5 fps.
Have I ever told you guys I hate the Patriots?



Yeah, those reports are always dicey. They have no incentive to let the other team know what they're gonna do so you're playing Russian Roulette any time you make a decision based on them.

Was it a literal lie or just a de facto one? Sometimes a guy does, in fact, "start," but just doesn't get much work after.