Hotseat! Grill a MoFo: Mr Minio

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Describe what you look like.

Describe your personality.

Where were you born?

Do you have any sibling?

Where would you travel to, if you could pick any place at all?

Why?

What is your favorite food?

What is your favorite music genre?

Name your top 5 favorite songs from that genre.

What music genre /genres do you hate, if any?

What is your favorite sport?

Name your top 5 favorite TV show?

Name your top 5 favorite actors.

Name your top 5 favorite actresses.

Name your favorite horror movie villain.

Name your favorite movie hero.

Name your favorite movie superhero.

Name the movie you hate the most.

Name the oldest movie you've seen.

What is your favorite movie genre?

What is your favorite decade of movies?

What is your favorite movie for each genre . . .

Horror?
Sci-fi?
Suspense Thriller?
Comedy?
Action?
Drama?
Musicals?
Westerns?
Martial Arts?
War?



Where do your username come from? What's the story behind it?

Are you truly as kinky as you say you are? Even in real life?

What is the ultimate kinky experience to you?

What is the most unexpected thing about your personality?



Master of My Domain
Who the hell is Mr. Minion? Is he a servant of Mr. Minio or something? Anways...

- Do you remember the first time you watched porn?
- Have you ever tried ocean fishing?
- What do you think is a good solution to making math more interesting?
- Top 5 songs?
- Any comics you read on a regular basis?



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
I'd answer these question, but they're addressed to a certain Mr Minion.
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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.



Oh, don't give me grief, after all that work. We had a member with that name, long ago, and when I searched for you today, to see your profile, he popped up. So there you go, and try to get over it. I'll go edit the damn thing.

Who the hell is Mr. Minion? Is he a servant of Mr. Minio or something? Anways...
Shhhhhhh! I've done that twice now, and no one actual corrected it. Vicky quoted it, and laughed. That told me a lot.

So, I added an n. You people leave off y's, and other *****, all the time. Do I critique your posts? I think not!

Let's move on . . .



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
Intensive forum search proved no trace of an user called Mr Minion. I assume the thread is after all meant to be called 'Hotseat! Grill a MoFo: Mr Minio'. This terrible mistake shall not be forgotten.

Describe what you look like.
I'm tall and friggin' sexy. What kind of question is this? Look up my pics in Personal Users Pictures thread.
Describe your personality.
I'm a sensitive guy with a fragile mind. Deep inside I am shy, but I can overcome my shyness with a good frame of mind and appropriate company.
Where were you born?
I was born in a 15k town in Western Poland.
Do you have any sibling?
Nope.
Where would you travel to, if you could pick any place at all? Why?
I don't like travelling at all, but it would be cool to go to Japan, because I find Asian women beautiful. If you're asking about going somewhere and staying there, then Sweden, Switzerland, the UK, USA. Any of these.
What is your favorite food?
Don't really know. When I was younger I used to believe pancakes with jam are my favourite food, but right now, I'd go with meat, so pork/chicken + potatoes + good salad is the way to go for me. Is it my favourite, though? Hard to say.
What is your favorite music genre?
Oooh, here we go again. My taste is very eclectic, I tend to listen to various genres, so I can't really pick only one and say it's better than other genres. I don't even know how precise I am supposed to be, when picking the genre. Is metal a genre and black metal a sub-genre, or is black metal a genre on its own? How do I even begin with the so-called 'classical music'? There's that Classical period, that spans from late eighteenth to early 19th century and then comes Romanticism, but can music from both these periods be called 'classical music'? How are we supposed to name this kind of music? We call it 'muzyka powa¿na' in Polish that literally means 'serious music'. But where does this classical/serious (sounds stupid in English) music start and where does it end? Defining a genre is hard, but trying to classify a piece is even harder. Yeah, so I not only love classical music, but also jazz, blues, all kinds of metal (except for power metal, lol), rock (noise rock ROCKS --- pun intended), shoegaze, hipster pop and a sh*tload of other stuff.
Yeah, but for the sake of answering your question, let me take 'classical music', whatever that is.
Name your top 5 favorite songs from that genre.
Well, the term 'song' when talking about classical music is not too suitable. So yeah, Beethoven's 8th Symphony, Bach's Matthäus-Passion, Rachmaninoff's 2nd Piano Concerto and either Shostakovich's 7th or Sviridov's Time, Forward!.
What music genre /genres do you hate, if any?
Well, hate is too strong of a word. I'd potentially hate a person who killed my mother, but not a type of music, you see? I'm not too keen on power metal (it is cheesy, but not in a cool way) and rap/hip-hop, but even in these genres I can find some good music, so yeah, I hate nothing.
What is your favorite sport?
I'm not interested in sport at all, but I enjoy watching athletics on TV.
Name your top 5 favorite TV show?
Well, I assume TV shows != TV series, so I can only say I don't have any. For me <name of the country>'s Got Talent and stuff like this is a TV show, but if you mean TV series, then Berlin Alexanderplatz, Elfen Lied, Band of Brothers, Russian Sherlock Holmes, Black Mirror, Luther, Danger 5, True Detective, Twin Peaks, Semnadtsat mgnoveniy vesny, Russian Sherlock Holmes... It's more than five, but you got Danger 5 in there, so I named 5!!! xD
Name your top 5 favorite actors.
May be more than 5, because freak the rules.
Michael Fassbender
Max von Sydow
Bruno Ganz
Erland Josephson
Tatsuya Nakadai
Toshiro Mifune
Klaus Kinski
Anatoli Solonitsyn
bla bla bla... there's too many to list

Name your top 5 favorite actresses.
Liv Ullmann
Ingrid Thulin
Maria Falconetti
Li Gong
Bibi Andersson
Harriet Andersson
bla bla bla...
Name your favorite horror movie villain.
Probably the killer from The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. The killer from Don't Torture a Duckling and Coffin Joe are pretty cool, too.
Name your favorite movie hero.
Well, since the next question says 'superhero', I take the word 'hero' simply as 'protagonist'. Let's go with Valuska from Werckmeister Harmonies.
Name your favorite movie superhero.
I'm not that big on superhero flicks, so I can't even think of one.
Name the movie you hate the most.
Well, it's probably the live action Scooby-Doo films, or stuff like American Pie 2 or Nutty Professor II: The Klumps.
Name the oldest movie you've seen.
Inane question. I've seen the oldest movie ever. The Roundhay Garden scene from 1888.
What is your favorite movie genre?
Here we go again, but this time I'll be cunning and say drama.
What is your favorite decade of movies?
2530's. Seriously though, either 20's or 60's.
What is your favorite movie for each genre . . .
Horror - Hour of the Wolf, The Hunger, The Phantom Carriage
Sci-fi - Visitor to a Museum, Stalker, Blade Runner
Suspense Thriller - M, High and Low, The Bad Sleep Well
Comedy - My Name is Nobody, Love Exposure, A Zed & Two Noughts
Action - A Bittersweet Life
Drama - Werckmeister Harmonies
Musicals - Phantom of the Paradise
Westerns - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Once Upon a Time in the West, Django (1966)
Martial Arts - if Wuxia counts, then Touch of Zen
War - J'accuse!, Go and See, Red Angel

Where do your username come from? What's the story behind it?
I don't remember. LOL.

Are you truly as kinky as you say you are? Even in real life?
Naah, in real life I'm not that kinky. I mean, not MovieGal-level kinky. I don't stroll the streets in gimp suit with a huge strapon on and I don't indulge in BDSM orgies. I like kinky jokes, but I rarely make them in real life, because people around me cannot HANDLE the amount of kink they have. Well, actually I'm quite normal. I'm not a pervert like some lady from these forums.
What is the ultimate kinky experience to you?
About one month ago I found out my hair is so long it's kinky! Then I visited barber and the kinkiness has ended!
What is the most unexpected thing about your personality?
No idea, probably the fact that sometimes I don't speak at all and am introverted and sometimes I feel like talking, especially when an interesting topic pops up, or I'm talking to a person I like.
- Do you remember the first time you watched porn?
I don't remember the exact age, but I remember when I discovered a website with some porn pictures (not a video, but the content was pretty hard, so I count it as porn anyway) and then would look at woman's body and be like "cool, that's interesting", and then would look at erected penises and would think "WTF is this, this can't be real". It was before I ever got erection and before I ever had orgasm, so you know... I can't remember my first video watch.
- Have you ever tried ocean fishing?
I've never tried fishing to begin with, so I obviously never tried ocean fishing neither.
- What do you think is a good solution to making math more interesting?
I think it's good to show people that math has an actual use in the world around us and that pupils and students don't learn it only because the teachers want them to, but because it can come in handy later.
Best song ever. The rest is unimportant.
- Any comics you read on a regular basis?
When I was younger I bought the Donald Duck comics magazine a couple of times, but don't know if it counts as regular basis.



Intensive forum search proved no trace of an user called Mr Minion. I assume the thread is after all meant to be called 'Hotseat! Grill a MoFo: Mr Minio'.
Actually, I can call it whatever I want.

Happy Anniversary, Minion!!!!

Now that was intense!

This terrible mistake shall not be forgotten.
Not even when Dementia sets in?

Children these days!



If you could only choose one favorite director of all time, who would it be?

Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

What's the most brilliant moment you've ever seen in a film?

Have you ever been really drunk?

If you'd have to kill one person in the whole world, who would it be?

What's the last time you had a really good laugh?

What is -according to you- the most fascinating animal in the world (besides humans)?
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Cobpyth's Movie Log ~ 2019



Hello Mr Mineo - did you see that picture I posted you when I called you Mineo last time?

Do you believe in an afterlife?

What character in a film is most like you?

What's life like in Poland?

Do you have a close family?

What was your favourite subject in school?

Who is your favourite author? Polish and books in English



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
If you could only choose one favorite director of all time, who would it be?
Bela Tarr.
Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
Only with MovieGal, but then I saw Rahbani.
What's the most brilliant moment you've ever seen in a film?

Have you ever been really drunk?
Naaah, I'm a teetotaller. I never ever drank beer and I only drank vodka once in my life and it was an one glass toast.
If you'd have to kill one person in the whole world, who would it be?
I'm pretty sure there's enough pedophiles and killers in the world to choose from.
What's the last time you had a really good laugh?
Today. Me and the guy that sits next to me on computer classes would search for pics of 'pedobear benis' on Google Graphics. I couldn't hold my laughter. Then, the lecturer saw me laughing and started to laugh, too, even though he didn't know why I am laughing. xD
What is -according to you- the most fascinating animal in the world (besides humans)?
Aardvarks. Not only homosexual, but would also play computer games with me.

Hello Mr Mineo - did you see that picture I posted you when I called you Mineo last time?
Either haven't seen or don't remember seeing it.
Do you believe in an afterlife?
Sure, Heaven is a very nice perspective.
What character in a film is most like you?
I really don't know. I'm too original.
What's life like in Poland?
Ambiguous. Same as you'd ask what's life like in the USA? Elaborate.
Do you have a close family?
Yeah.
What was your favourite subject in school?
English, History, Geography...
Who is your favourite author? Polish and books in English
I don't read. I'm a troglodyte.



Ambiguous. Same as you'd ask what's life like in the USA? Elaborate.
how is the country doing? employment opportunities good or bad? economy doing well? What kind of government you have?

I don't read. I'm a troglodyte.
not enough light hey?



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
how is the country doing? employment opportunities good or bad? economy doing well? What kind of government you have?
I'm not interested in that, to be honest. I'm studying and don't think about a job, but in a year, or two I'll probably start worrying. xD We had the second turn of presidential election yesterday and a new president has been chosen. I didn't vote. Don't care about it. I still feel like a kid, I don't dabble in politics and the world of 'adults'. I only wish I get a job connected with my branch of studies and earn decent amount of money. I don't need heaps, just for all the payments, food and some more to save. If I get a job and money I can continue living in ignorance.*
not enough light hey?
I liked Cormac McCarthy's The Road and Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment, but I really are 70% movies, 25% music, 5% games (actually it's only one game) nowadays.

* Well, if I don't, I'd still not care about politics.



Just one question, elaborating on an answer you gave to Christine's question:

If I get a job and money I can continue living in ignorance.*

* Well, if I don't, I'd still not care about politics.
Why do you prefer ignorance over knowledge? Do you apply this philosophy of ignorance to other subjects besides politics?

Another individual question:

Do you often wear an "imaginary mask" to hide your true feelings about something? Why (not)?



I'm not interested in that, to be honest. I'm studying and don't think about a job, but in a year, or two I'll probably start worrying. xD We had the second turn of presidential election yesterday and a new president has been chosen. I didn't vote. Don't care about it. I still feel like a kid, I don't dabble in politics and the world of 'adults'. I only wish I get a job connected with my branch of studies and earn decent amount of money. I don't need heaps, just for all the payments, food and some more to save. If I get a job and money I can continue living in ignorance.*


* Well, if I don't, I'd still not care about politics.
What are you studying?

What percentage of the electorate turned out for the presidential elections?



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
Why do you prefer ignorance over knowledge? Do you apply this philosophy of ignorance to other subjects besides politics?
In politics you can only have actual knowledge, like the names of deputies etc., but isn't the political superiority subjective and impossible to state impartially? I never was interested in politics and always disliked people mumbling about it. I'm ignorant of sport, too, meaning I'm not interested in it and therefore don't know who won World Cup in 1974, or something. I don't feel like finding it out, neither. I can't think of any other subjects.
Do you often wear an "imaginary mask" to hide your true feelings about something? Why (not)?
I try to speak my mind, but obviously it's not always possible, so if I know it can have unwanted consequences, I'd stay silent. And I stay silent very often, but not only, because of this particular reason.
What are you studying?
Data engineering.
What percentage of the electorate turned out for the presidential elections?
Unexpectedly big fifty-something percent for the second turn, the first turn had ~40%.



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
Weird, I could swear I sent this post. I even found it thanks to a special FireFox Addon that remembers what you wrote, so if you close the browser accidentially, you don't loose what you wrote.

What have you contributed to this forum?
I have contributed myself! My movie journey thread, my Movie Tab posts and other posts probably inspired people to watch movies they wouldn't have seen otherwise. My low-quality jokes made some people laugh or at least smile. My sheer beauty made MovieGal fall in love with me.
Your favorite Kinky movie?
Not sure if favourite, but one of favourites:




Favorite Kinky Subgenre?
Pinku.
Favorite Song for spooning?
It depends on who is spooning who.