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Desperado (1995) L
Human Traffic (1999) L
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) L
Alien (1979) L
The Matrix (1999) L
Scent of a Woman (1992) D
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996) L
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) L
Face/Off (1997) L
Natural Born Killers (1994) L
Slacker (1991) D
Rumble Fish (1983) L
The Two Jakes (1990) L
Scary Movie (2000) D
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) D
Romeo + Juliet (1996) D
Speed (1994) D
Billy Madison (1995) D
Rebel Without a Cause (1955) L
Magnolia (1999) L

I like the way you guys have to put in some little heard of indy's in there. Nice touch.
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Put me in your pocket...
Desperado (1995)~ L
Human Traffic (1999)~ L
Terminator 2: Judgment Day~ L
Alien (1979)~ L
The Matrix (1999)~ L
Scent of a Woman (1992)~ L
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)~ D
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)~ D
Face/Off (1997)~ L
Natural Born Killers (1994)~ L
Slacker (1991)~ D
Rumble Fish (1983)~ D
The Two Jakes (1990)~ D
Scary Movie (2000)~ L
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)~ D
Romeo + Juliet (1996)~ D
Speed (1994)~ L
Billy Madison (1995)~ L
Rebel Without a Cause (1955)~ L
Magnolia (1999)~ D



Mother! Oh, God! Mother! Blood!
Desperado (1995) L
Human Traffic (1999) L
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) D
Alien (1979) L
The Matrix (1999) L
Scent of a Woman (1992) L
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996) D
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) D
Face/Off (1997) D
Natural Born Killers (1994) L
Slacker (1991) L
Rumble Fish (1983) D
The Two Jakes (1990) L
Scary Movie (2000) D
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) D
Romeo + Juliet (1996) L
Speed (1994) D
Billy Madison (1995) D
Rebel Without a Cause (1955) L
Magnolia (1999) D
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NEW (as of 1/24/05): Quick Reviews #10



It was beauty killed the beast.
Desperado (1995) L
Human Traffic (1999) D
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) L
Alien (1979) L
The Matrix (1999) L
Scent of a Woman (1992) D
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996) D
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) D
Face/Off (1997) L
Natural Born Killers (1994) L
Slacker (1991) D
Rumble Fish (1983) L
The Two Jakes (1990) L
Scary Movie (2000) L
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) D
Romeo + Juliet (1996) D
Speed (1994) L
Billy Madison (1995) L
Rebel Without a Cause (1955) L
Magnolia (1999) D
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Kong's Reviews:
Stuck On You
Bad Santa



I must become Caligari..!
Ok here are the results

Desperado (1995) L
Human Traffic (1999) D
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) L
Alien (1979) D
The Matrix (1999) D
Scent of a Woman (1992) L
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996) L
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) L
Face/Off (1997) D Worst Film Ever
Natural Born Killers (1994) D
Slacker (1991) L
Rumble Fish (1983) L
The Two Jakes (1990) L
Scary Movie (2000) D
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) D
Romeo + Juliet (1996) L
Speed (1994) D
Billy Madison (1995) L Guilty Pleasure
Rebel Without a Cause (1955) L
Magnolia (1999) L

Results
Piddzilla - 8
Beale the Rippe - 6
LordSlaytan - 11
Aniko - 6
Mark - 10
Kong - 8

And the winner is
LordSlaytan
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It's a god-awful small affair, To the girl with, the mousy hair, But her mummy is yelling "No", and her daddy has told her to go, But her friend is nowhere to be seen, Now she walks through her sunken dream, To the seat with the clearest view, And she's hooked to the silver screen, But the film is a saddening bore, For she's lived it ten times or more...



Mother! Oh, God! Mother! Blood!
origianlly posted by Hondo333
Alien - D
Don't Be a Menace... - L

(suspicious smilie)



It was beauty killed the beast.
Argghh!!! Kong did sorry job. For the most part your taste is better than Kong thought (your appreciation for Ritchie's Swept Away had thrown Kong off).



I must become Caligari..!
Originally posted by Mark



(suspicious smilie)
Why so suspicious



Okay then, here's mine.

Titanic
Casualties of War
The Postman
Rabbit Proof Fence
Batman
The Mummy Returns
Papillon
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Support Your Local Sherrif
Nightmare on Elm Street
Bringing Up Baby
Silent Running
Planet of the Apes (1968)
Heat
Manny & Lo
The Ballad of Cable Hogue
E.T.
The Dark Crystal
Airplane II
The Lighthorsemen



Put me in your pocket...
I only got 6 right?! I'm not doing very well at this. ^^;;;


Titanic~ D
Casualties of War~ L
The Postman~ D
Rabbit Proof Fence~ L
Batman~ L
The Mummy Returns~ D
Papillon~ L
My Big Fat Greek Wedding~ D
Support Your Local Sherrif~ D
Nightmare on Elm Street~ D
Bringing Up Baby~ L
Silent Running~ L
Planet of the Apes (1968)~ L
Heat~ D
Manny & Lo~ L
The Ballad of Cable Hogue~ D
E.T.~ L
The Dark Crystal~ D
Airplane II~ D
The Lighthorsemen~ L


I hope I do better this time.



The Mad Prophet of the Movie Forums
I sucked at the last one, but I expected that. That was really hard.

This weeks:

Titanic D
Casualties of War L
The Postman D
Rabbit Proof Fence L
Batman L
The Mummy Returns L
Papillon L
My Big Fat Greek Wedding D
Support Your Local Sherrif L
Nightmare on Elm Street D
Bringing Up Baby L
Silent Running D
Planet of the Apes (1968) L
Heat L
Manny & Lo D
The Ballad of Cable Hogue L
E.T. D
The Dark Crystal D
Airplane II L
The Lighthorsemen D

This one wasn't as hard as the last, although I admit on this one I'm more in the dark as to how well I did.
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Get Low, Get Low, Get Low
Sorry i missed yours Hondo...but here are my picks for Lord...

Titanic-D
Casualties of War-L
The Postman-L
Rabbit Proof Fence-L
Batman-L
The Mummy Returns-L
Papillon-D
My Big Fat Greek Wedding-D
Support Your Local Sherrif-D
Nightmare on Elm Street-L
Bringing Up Baby-D
Silent Running-L
Planet of the Apes (1968)-L
Heat-L
Manny & Lo-D
The Ballad of Cable Hogue-D
E.T.-L
The Dark Crystal-L
Airplane II-L
The Lighthorsemen-D
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Plus a lady fan of PimpDaShizzle V2.0 and Most importantly JRS



I am having a nervous breakdance
Titanic D
Casualties of War L
The Postman D
Rabbit Proof Fence L
Batman L
The Mummy Returns D
Papillon L
My Big Fat Greek Wedding D
Support Your Local Sherrif L
Nightmare on Elm Street L
Bringing Up Baby L
Silent Running D
Planet of the Apes (1968) L
Heat L
Manny & Lo L
The Ballad of Cable Hogue L
E.T. L
The Dark Crystal L
Airplane II D
The Lighthorsemen L
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The novelist does not long to see the lion eat grass. He realizes that one and the same God created the wolf and the lamb, then smiled, "seeing that his work was good".

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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but
now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.



Mother! Oh, God! Mother! Blood!
Titanic D
Casualties of WarL
The PostmanD
Rabbit Proof FenceL
BatmanL
The Mummy ReturnsD
PapillonL
My Big Fat Greek WeddingD
Support Your Local SherrifL
Nightmare on Elm StreetL
Bringing Up BabyL
Silent RunningL
Planet of the Apes (1968)L
HeatD
Manny & LoD
The Ballad of Cable HogueL
E.T.L
The Dark CrystalL
Airplane IID
The LighthorsemenL



It was beauty killed the beast.
Titanic D
Casualties of War L
The Postman D (The Kevin Costner one right?)
Rabbit Proof Fence L
Batman D
The Mummy Returns D
Papillon L
My Big Fat Greek Wedding D
Support Your Local Sherrif L
Nightmare on Elm Street D
Bringing Up Baby L
Silent Running D
Planet of the Apes (1968) L
Heat L
Manny & Lo L
The Ballad of Cable Hogue L
E.T. L
The Dark Crystal L
Airplane II D
The Lighthorsemen L

Very tough...



I must become Caligari..!
Titanic D
Casualties of War L
The Postman D
Rabbit Proof Fence L
Batman L
The Mummy Returns D
Papillon L
My Big Fat Greek Wedding D
Support Your Local Sherrif L
Nightmare on Elm Street L
Bringing Up Baby D
Silent Running L
Planet of the Apes (19680 D
Heat L
Manny & Lo L
The Ballad of Cable Hogue D
E.T. L
The Dark Crystal L
Airplane II D
The Lighthorsemen L



Okay, here are the answers.

Titanic L EVERYONE GOT THIS ONE WRONG!
Casualties of War D AS WELL AS THIS ONE.
The Postman L GUILTY PLEASURE ALL THE WAY. GO KC!
Rabbit Proof Fence L ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AUSSIE FILMS IN THE LAST 10 YEARS!
Batman D WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?
The Mummy Returns D BAD DOESN'T EVEN COME CLOSE.
Papillon L STEVE McQUEENS FINEST ROLE, AND HOFFMAN...NEED I SAY MORE?
My Big Fat Greek Wedding D MAYBE IF I HAD BOOBS, I'D LIKE IT BETTER.
Support Your Local Sherrif L FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY.
Nightmare on Elm Street D PLEASE GOD, NO MORE POINTLESS SLASHER FLICKS. PLEASE!!!
Bringing Up Baby L GRANT, HEPBURN, AND A MONKEY??? CLASSIC.
Silent Running L BRING SOME NO-DOZE, THIS MOVIES A SLEEPER.
Planet of the Apes (1968) D SORRY NERD TROOP #326.
Heat D ZZZzzz...
Manny & Lo L THE YOUNGER GIRL REMINDS ME OF MY OLDEST.
The Ballad of Cable Hogue L NEVER HEARD OF IT? LOSER!!!
E.T. D I SAW THIS ON OPENING DAY WHEN I WAS JUST A TYKE, AND I HATED IT THEN!!!
The Dark Crystal L MY FAVORITE KIDS MOVIE. EASY!
Airplane II D THEY MESSED UP THE FIRST AIRPLANE'S LEGACY WITH THIS ONE.
The Lighthorsemen D GREAT CAVALRY CHARGE, BUT THAT'S ALL.

So, here's the number's...

KONG 12
MARK 11
ANNIE 10
PIDDY 10
HONDO 10
BEALE 9
MF20 6

And the winner is Mark, since Kong's already had a go at it. Sorry Annie, so close. At least no one will accuse us of cheating.



Mother! Oh, God! Mother! Blood!
Dang! I came within one both times! But since LordSlaytan has proclaimed me the default winner, I'll accept.

I'll post my list this afternoon (pacific standard time). I have some errands to run



I am having a nervous breakdance
God damnit!!! Ok, next one I'll do better... But I will have to applaude Lord for picking ten L's and ten D's. What do you say about making this a rule??



The Mad Prophet of the Movie Forums
I was thinking that every five-10 turns a person can still participate, but if they win in that amount of time, the win doesn't count. My idea. I put this to Kong to decide because he started the thread.