I've decided Mofo needs a cohort of ninjas to defend it from peril. Here are some contenders...
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Duel to the Death
This film ain't perfect, but anything that starts with ninjas silently entering a library and speed-reading scrolls, via athletic rolls, has gotta be a winner ...
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Don't dally there too long tho... move on to their other sneaky skills...
Kites...
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Elephantism (& edited feminism)...
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Half man, half tree...
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The Postman Strikes Back
Or perhaps you prefer your ninjas as loathsome lone wolves? Well this tragic (& fairly turgid) flick can provide...
I seem to remember he could tunnel underground too. But I could equally have hallucinated Costner in a bit part by that point.
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Ninja Terminator
What got me thinking of this? Why this cobbled-together film, with its Benny Hill qualities. I particularly like the 'man with the tiny golden arm' shot in the trailer here...
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Your turn! Which other ninjas might be up to the task?
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Duel to the Death
This film ain't perfect, but anything that starts with ninjas silently entering a library and speed-reading scrolls, via athletic rolls, has gotta be a winner ...
&start=9
Don't dally there too long tho... move on to their other sneaky skills...
Kites...
&start=7
Elephantism (& edited feminism)...
&start=36
Half man, half tree...
&start=135
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The Postman Strikes Back
Or perhaps you prefer your ninjas as loathsome lone wolves? Well this tragic (& fairly turgid) flick can provide...
I seem to remember he could tunnel underground too. But I could equally have hallucinated Costner in a bit part by that point.
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Ninja Terminator
What got me thinking of this? Why this cobbled-together film, with its Benny Hill qualities. I particularly like the 'man with the tiny golden arm' shot in the trailer here...
&start=63
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Your turn! Which other ninjas might be up to the task?