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Kill, Baby... Kill!

Bava, 1966





I had trouble finding a screenshot for this film, since the cinematography is such total shit. Oh wait, every single frame in basically poster worthy. My favorite Bava, and an absolute pleasure from start to finish. Seminal camera, use of color and set design portray a story that is pretty much perfect for the season. Almost fits in the bloodless category, but it doesn't matter, as it just serves to reinforce its classic status. If you haven't seen this, run, don't walk to see it immediately.
Love this one as well and Bava in general.
You've gotta see his Planet of the Vampires if you haven't already.



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Love this one as well and Bava in general.
You've gotta see his Planet of the Vampires if you haven't already.
I've just seen Kill, Baby...Kill! and Bay of Blood, I think. Would have to check his catalog to make sure, though. I will put Planet of the Vampires on my watchlist!

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I've just seen Kill, Baby...Kill! and Bay of Blood, I think. Would have to check his catalog to make sure, though. I will put Planet of the Vampires on my watchlist!

Thank you!
Enjoy, and I'll be adding A Bay of Blood to mine. It looks indeed, for lack of a better word...bloody.



The Radley's (2024) -
+ It's one of those 'vampires live like normal people' vampire films and it does it pretty well. If you like Damien Lewis you get a double dose of him here, as he plays brothers. One the father and head of the titular Radley family, trying to live a normal life and abstain from his/their vampiric ways, while the other is the 'wild child'/bestial nomadic vampire, all hedonism and blood lust. There's also the wonderful Kelly Macdonald and she's the best thing in it. Without her there really isn't a lot from the drama as she's the heart of the whole thing.

There's some nice touches with Vampire lore and I like the way the story gets kickstarted and its repercussions early on before it finds its groove. From there though, it kind of hits the beats I expected and, for the most part, they play out as expected. This isn't a bad thing and it's done well enough, I guess I was just interested in something else? In having it go another way and I think that's the films main problem. I don't think it's enough of any one thing to satisfy that crowd. Also, I just found bad brother too cliche? Or maybe it was just too much Damien Lewis for me? I don't know. Worth a look though I thought and I'm not sad that I spent the time watching it. But if you're looking for thrills or real horror, there's nothing for you here.

Housebound (2014) -
+ This is probably horror comedy rather than an amusing horror film? And it ramps up towards the end in a way I enjoyed, but there's a lull towards the end of the second act (I think) which felt like it was winding down, so when it picks up again I was a little surprised that we still had about 20 minutes to go. I was aware of this because Morgana O'Reilly is in it. She played Naomi in Neighbours and she and Rima Te Wiata (who plays her mother) are really good in this.

Dracula, Prince Of Darkness (1966) -
I know a lot of Hammer fans really like this one, but it's just a little too much of a retread of the original for my liking and without Peter Cushing ((or Christopher Lee for a lot of it) and so it's mostly basic Hammer period stuff and you get the wonderful Barbara Shelley as well. But, while watching it, I just get the feeling that I should just watch the 58 version instead as I'd get the same thing and a better time.
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Umpteenth Rewatch...The late Dudley Moore is probably remembered for his drunken playboy in Arthur, but I actually prefer his much richer performance in this witty Blake Edwards comedy playing a three dimensional character. Moore plays George Webber, a man having a midlife crisis. He has everything a man could ask for money, fame, a beautiful girlfriend stage actress girlfriend (Julie Andrews) but still feels something is missing in his life. One day while stopped a traffic signal, he gets a glance of a bride in a limo (Bo Derek(, and becomes completely obsessed with her. From the above poster, this film was incorrectly marketed as a smarmy sex comedy which it is not. This is the story of a man who has to go through comical and pathetic journey to learn that maybe the grass isn't always so greener somewhere else. Edwards penchant for physical comedy gets exercised here, but this story is told in a completely realistic vein. Moore is superb and has a terrific ensemble backing him up including Robert Webber as his gay songwriting partner, Dee Wallace as a romantically challenged divorcee he meets in Mexico, James Noble as Derek's father, Max Showalter as a songwriting minister, and Don Calfka as George's sex maniac neighbor. This movie has endless rewatch appeal for me.







6th Rewatch...This 1986 Best Picture nominee is my favorite Woody Allen movie. It's the story of three sisters (Mia Farrow, Barbara Hershey, Dianne Wiest) and the various people who drift in and out of their lives. Woody's Oscar-winning screenplay is witty and intelligent, filled with fantastic one-liners and a depth you don't really see coming. Michael Caine won the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his performance as Farrow's confused husband and Dianne Wiest won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her nutty Holly, though Farrow, Hershey, and the Woodmeister make the most of every minute they have onscreen. A winner.






1st Rewatch...Rita Hayworth's steamy performance is the heart of this sexy and stylish 1946 film noir. Glenn Ford plays a gambler who gets hired by a wealthy casino owner (George Macready) to be his right hand man. The boss goes on vacation and returns with a sexy new bride (guess who), initiating on of the steamiest and most intense love triangles ever put on the screen. A lot of the credit has to go to director Charles Vidor who doesn't allow the script to tell the whole story, the camera gets equal time. Most of what is going on between these characters comes through subtle glances and body language, and even when the script takes center stage, none of the characters ever say exactly what they mean, it's all in subtext. And what can be said about Rita's rendition of "Put the Blame on Mame" that hasn't been said.



Halloween Party (2012) There isn't much of a plot to this, but it is all about the vibes and the chill. The acting isn't great, but does have some charm. It has some quirky characters and a few funny lines. Worth a watch if you want to hang out with some wacky costumed partygoers for a couple chuckles.






1st Rewatch...This musical was the biggest hit of Marilyn's career, the film she is most associated with and that is no accident. Based on a Broadway musical that starred Carol Channing, this is the story of Lorelai Lee, a chorus girl who has an eye and nose for money and diamonds (in the opening scene we actually watch the girl notice a ring box in the coat pocket of her boyfriend), who in order to get said boyfriend (Tommy Noonan) to propose to her, takes a cruise to Paris with her BFF Dorothy Shaw (Jane Russell). The girls don't know that the boyfriend's father has sent a detective (Elliott Reid) on the cruise to keep an eye on Lorelai, but he is distracted when he falls hard for Dorothy. This sparkling musical directed by Howard Hawks has a lot going for it, but the thing you go away from this movie with is why the love affair between Marilyn and the camera lens was so intense. No matter what else was going on in this movie, I just couldn't take my eyes off of her. There will never be another Marilyn. Musical highlights include "Two Little Girls From Little Rock", "Bye Bye Baby", "When Love Goes Wrong", and of course Marilyn's "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend", which has become part of pop culture. And if you look close, you will notice Julie Newmar and George Chakiris as dancers in that number. Charles Coburn and little George Winslow also garner laughs as wealthy passengers who fall under Marilyn's spell. And I didn't notice this the first time I watched, but the actress who plays Coburn's wife, Lady Beekman is Norma Varden, who twelve years later would play Captain von Trapp's housekeeper in The Sound of Music.



An Inspector Calls (2015)

An interesting adaptation of the JB Priestley novel. An upper-class family are visited by an inspector over the suicide of a pregnant young woman that they had all individually wronged in some way. Driving her from a dedicated worker at the family factory seeking workers rights to eventual prostitution through despair. I'd never seen/read this but had heard of it as my son did it at school. For those who have, the one big question is about the ending.....who was "The Inspector" and how did he have the knowledge to pose the questions pre-incident???



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I watched A Taxi Driver, the Korean historical drama. Is a great film. I wouldn't say I loved it though. I'm glad I watched it all the same.
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I watched A Taxi Driver, the Korean historical drama. Is a great film. I wouldn't say I loved it though. I'm glad I watched it all the same.
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Five Graves to Cairo (1943) - Early BIlly Wilder; automatically gets the shit luck of being compared to his latter masterpieces. I don't know if it totally deserves it's 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes but it's a movie not to be missed... I only wish I had seen it with subtitles and maybe a more relaxed mindset to pick up on it's naunces some more, especially those regarding Peter van Eyck's character and performance.

What is there to see is an entertaining war-set story with some thrilling character moments among the protagonist (Franchot Tone, unforgettable face from Mutiny on Bounty starring here as a British soldier finding himself in the role of a servant in an egyptian bar hosting German officers during WW2. Yeah! ), a lovely (and multi-layered) Anne Baxter and Field Marshal Rommel himself (an expectedly wonderful Eric Von Stroheim). Even though it mostly takes place in the saloon building and it's corners, Wilder milks the situation to create some visually outstanding moments, take the fight between Tone and Van Eyck scene for example.

It just lacks a memorable finishing spark like that time when Robinson lights up MacMurray's last smoke, or when Gloria announces she's ready for her close-up, or when we were reminded that nobody's perfect, or that that's another story...




I forgot the opening line.
I took a dip into Spy Thriller territory yesterday - the initial wobbly Frederick Forsyth/John le Carré/Alistair MacLean adaptations. I used to enjoy reading these novels in my early teens.


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The Odessa File - (1974)

I remember reading this a lifetime ago. I also remember cheating in English class by pretending to read it for an assignment when I'd actually already read it, and feeling guilty when the teacher lauded my achievement of roaring my way to the halfway point of the novel while I was actually only pretending to read it for the first time having recently already read it. I thought to myself "I'm probably pretending to read this too fast." It really didn't matter, because my family were moving to the country before the assignment was due. My conversation with the teacher probably went something like this :

"So, you going to finish reading The Odessa File?"

"Yeah. I'm going...it's great...it's a great....yeah, I'm going to read it..."

"You seem to have been roaring through that. I thought you'd finish it in days, but since then you've slowed down considerably."

"Yeah. I mean it was really...I had a...lately...."

"Anyway, make sure you finish it! It has a great ending."

"Oh yeah. That's a....I mean it really....I'm loving it...."

Awkward guilty conversations still haven't improved for me.

But the movie! The movie is only a little bit boring in places - there's an investigative phase where you don't really feel Peter Miller's (Jon Voight - with a German accent) life is in danger, but he does a lot of travelling around and questioning person after person - I feel like the adaptation is nearly too faithful to the book, and that an action scene or two could have been invented - this runs 130 minutes, and we have to wade through a feature's worth of investigation before the life-risking and exciting stuff starts to up the ante. (The poster hints at the film's most famous moment, half way through when Miller is pushed in front of a subway train.) It's dogged and faithful in ways that don't translate really well to cinema, but it redeems itself somewhat with a really satisfying ending (Maximilian Schell really kills it as an unapologetic former SS officer trying to claim Germany's economic successes are somehow related to the killing off of inferior Germans during Hitler's reign - slimy and calculating while Miller holds a certain ace up his sleeve.) I liked it okay enough.

6/10


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The Looking Glass War - (1970)

Just look at that slightly tarnished poster for The Looking Glass War - how many original intact posters are out there? I mean, it's pretty obscure, right? Anyway, this movie had moments where it soared, but unfortunately as a whole it's a little clunky. America's answer to Alain Delon, Christopher Jones, features as lead character Leiser - A Polish misfit recruited and forcefully molded into a spy for a shadowy group of British spooks. One of them, John Avery, is played by a young Anthony Hopkins. This doesn't play the whole spy genre straight and instead delights in unusual scenes where characters do things you'd never expect them to do - especially Leiser, who unravels as soon as he crosses the border into Soviet-dominated East Germany. I'd love to rate it solely on it's great moments - but the overall package is disjointed. There no sense of rhythm or pace, or sense of a satisfying whole. Despite that, I really enjoyed my time with The Looking Glass War. Hopkins is really good in this. Christopher Jones looks great - and it's a shame he quit acting on the cusp of superstardom (some say part of the reason for that was the murder of close friend Sharon Tate.)

6/10


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When Eight Bells Toll - (1971)

Okay, When Eight Bells Toll sucked. All the more amazing to think that this was meant to knock James Bond off his perch immediately after the retirement of Sean Connery from his iconic role. Yes - Philip Calvert (played gamely by Anthony Hopkins) was supposed to supersede James Bond. Producers Elliott Kastner and Jerry Gershwin were so sure they were onto a winner that they commissioned more Calvert novels from Alistair MacLean (my DVD is telling me it's Alistaire MacLain - but it's not - who was in charge of designing that DVD cover?) Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue like James Bond - Philip Calvert. "The name's Calvert? Philip Calvert?" Care for a brandy old chap? Anyway, he's a superspy sent to find out where a bunch of pirated ships with gold bullion on them went - and I don't know if he has a license to kill, but he does kill so many people before declaring "This is the only logical place to purposely sink a ship!" and by Jove, he's right somehow. So he kills everybody except for the luscious big-breasted baddie who he amazingly gives a bar of gold to and sends on her way. Hey - if you do Philip Calvert you get concessions. He's having to compete with James Bond - he needs all of the sexual help he can get. What really makes this a third-rate James Bond rip-off is the horrible location we're stuck with for the duration - a cloudy, rock-strewn ugly Scottish coast with nothing remotely cinematic to wow us with. In the meantime Calvert breaks necks, shoots, stabs, drowns and rams his boat into as many people as he can in-between bouts of bedding the lady with the big boobs who he knows is a baddie but can't resist. No quips - just Hopkins and his curt "I don't have dandruff!" which may have become Philip Calvert's famous catchphrase.

4/10
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