Kim Kardasian of Meagan Fox?

If you had to take one home for Thanksgiving.

For what?

Really? Is this an actual thread? Or am I still in post-COP recovery/hallucinations?

When you say for thanksgiving, you mean for the actual meal or what?

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All depends, if I say Kim, is Kanye forced to tag along?

Definitely wouldn’t eat Kim. All that silicone and whatnot.

Sorry, I know it’s too far. Please don’t ban me.

Nobody. I'm Polish. We don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

But I think the OP has a particular reason in their mind:

Depends on the size of the family. Kim's ass alone could feed a family of eight.

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Eat them all and let God sort them out.

and I am a family of eight... so I choose Kim.

Neither.

Strangely enough, I do find her other sister, Kourtney attractive.

But….honestly, I’d probably prefer Scarlet Johansson, Michelle Williams, Anne Heche, Anna Taylor Joy, Gong Li, Shu Qi, Isabelle Adjani, Isabelle Huppert, Jennifer Lawrence and maybe a few others I’m forgetting.

I always knew you were a bottom-feeder.

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Glad to see my botched tribute to Dean Stockwell (R.I.P.) is bringing joy to the world.

I assumed this was more your type.

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You have to shave your Kardashians these days.