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Kim Kardasian of Meagan Fox?

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If you had to take one home for Thanksgiving.



When you say for thanksgiving, you mean for the actual meal or what?
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Originally Posted by doubledenim
Garbage bag people fighting hippy love babies.

Bots gotta be bottin'



When you say for thanksgiving, you mean for the actual meal or what?
Definitely wouldn’t eat Kim. All that silicone and whatnot.

Sorry, I know it’s too far. Please don’t ban me.



If you had to take one home for Thanksgiving.
Depends on the size of the family. Kim's ass alone could feed a family of eight.
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The trick is not minding
Neither.

Strangely enough, I do find her other sister, Kourtney attractive.

But….honestly, I’d probably prefer Scarlet Johansson, Michelle Williams, Anne Heche, Anna Taylor Joy, Gong Li, Shu Qi, Isabelle Adjani, Isabelle Huppert, Jennifer Lawrence and maybe a few others I’m forgetting.



and I am a family of eight... so I choose Kim.
I always knew you were a bottom-feeder.



Neither.

Strangely enough, I do find her other sister, Kourtney attractive.

But….honestly, I’d probably prefer Scarlet Johansson, Michelle Williams, Anne Heche, Anna Taylor Joy, Gong Li, Shu Qi, Isabelle Adjani, Isabelle Huppert, Jennifer Lawrence and maybe a few others I’m forgetting.


Eat them all and let God sort them out.
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Glad to see my botched tribute to Dean Stockwell (R.I.P.) is bringing joy to the world.



You have to shave your Kardashians these days.