Guilty Or Not Guilty

Not Guilty

Have you ever thrown someone out of your house at 3am in the morning because they have been a complete ar$e, and knowing there is no way they can get home?

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

Not guilty

Ever lie about your job or salary because you were embarrassed by it?

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"The dog is the god of frolic." ~ Beecher

"Exit, pursued by a bear." ~

Not Guilty


Ever lied about your age so you could get into a rated R movie or a club?

Guilty

Ever get a fake ID when you were too young to go to bars?

Not Guilty.

Ever lied to your insurance-company to get or save money?

Not Guilty But I wish I could get away with it

Have you ever been so drunk you cannot remember braking a bone?

Not guilty

but.. have you ever refused skiing lessons then immediately broke a bone? (i did)

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(sorry Earl) Not Guilty

Have you ever watched a movie on a streaming site?

Guilty on numerous occasions.

Have you ever stolen a dvd from a shop?

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"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Guilty, though only DVD's that weren't given the respect they deserved.

Have you ever been stripped searched?

Guilty

Ever been detained at an airport for getting angry/frustrated over flight delays or extreme security precautions? (I had my wee manicure scissors taken from me.)

No

Have you ever been on a flight & started to break out with the measles, and everyone on the flight started to freak out? (What a flight that was, my ex was trying to reassure me it wasn't that bad)

Not Guilty.

Have you ever jumped out of a moving Vehicle?

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Guilty (jumped out of those little trains that go around parks)

Ever got a drink at a bar and walked away without paying for it?

Not guilty.

Ever take something from someone elses house without permission?

Not Guilty

Have you ever put a brick through someones window?

Not Guilty.

Ever went on a pity date?

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"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb "

Grill me, I dare you!
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Guilty

Ever wonder what other people might think about when they're alone?

(Back in New York, I did that a lot while riding the train to work, wondering about my fellow passengers.)

Guilty all the time

Have you ever burnt toast so bad it was inedible?

Guilty!

Cheated on a school test ?