MoFo Fantasy Baseball - 2018 Regular Season

mikey's team had 24.5 points in 2012, though we only had ten categories. But as a points-to-categories ratio you're still higher.

I dunno if he was mostly absent or not though.

*It looks to be a routine day off for....*

*Sedai calls GM of applicable team.*

"I'll give you a routine day off, you son of a *****."

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That reminds me, I was thinking yesterday, after the fourth person called off for Sunday's softball game, "man, I'll bet being a manager in Major League Baseball is easy: everyone shows up every game!"

I understand they have pretty nice food spreads in MLB clubhouses. I'd probably show up for that daily as well.

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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...

Yeah I think I first saw that in, like Little Big League, and then I was like "how do they stay in shape?!"

But I have, in fact, used food to entice people to practice before.

I don't think there's a man out there that can turn down free pizza.

No I havent died. If I had died I probably would still make a few moves and offers in a death rattle like manner

Sean, I bestow my first trade offer upon you.

I completely sucked last year COMPLETELY.

I refuse to repeat last season....

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Time for a little day baseball fellas. Munching some snacks while watching the Cubs game.

Josh Hader strikes out 8 of 9 batters for the save... Kid is pretty good.

The kid can toss the ol' cowskin, or whatever it is they say.

29 total points to end April! Woohoooooo!!!!!

Well, if you keep getting the same results, then take stock of what you're doing (or not doing), and then try something different.

I'd like to try having my players not get hit with pitches....

Bauer thinks there's something fishy about 4 of Yoda's pitchers:

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/i...and-mlb-rules/

Truly he belongs on my team! My players doing the accusations for me.

While I'm pretty sure it isn't true, that staff has pitched so well that I can't bring myself to totally scoff at it.

Yoda's houston pitchers rubbing steroid glue on their seams while my houston pitcher hitting himself in the face:



Also, moooookie my man, never scare me with injuries again. The problem with these homers though is that he can't steal bases

Well, it's a funny thing..I was just about to pop in here to level accusations of cheating against the three managers ahead of me in the ranking. Alas, now I read this! Clearly, Yoda's side business of selling the rare tree sap found only in my Christmas tree is paying dividends in multiple ways!

I have photographic proof of the crime, of course.



The only thing I ask is that you immediately give me your best pitcher, at which point I will completely back any statement you make in a most unwavering fashion until said pitcher gives up a home run at which point I will concoct another scheme to steal...I mean...acquire another play from your roster.

3 for 43 yesterday. Yikes. Not good.

I hear that!

My dudes keep getting hurt, and my SAVES guys keep tossing meatballs and blowing up their metrics. The silver lining is that they are managing to still get some saves. I just changed out my HOLDS guys yet again...Let's see if these guys will work out!