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Ok, i think since in my massive 19 years of life i gave up sex until the last 21/2 (right after i was 16), i can go without the sex...but i do have ONE BURNING QUESTION (not burning rash hehe)
WHAT ABOUT SEX WITH MYSELF????
does that count...because if i cant do myself than it is all moot because i wont last more than 1 month and 13 days (thats the longest i can remember)
WHAT ABOUT SEX WITH MYSELF????
does that count...because if i cant do myself than it is all moot because i wont last more than 1 month and 13 days (thats the longest i can remember)
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Originally Posted by Sidewinder
hehehe, would'nt you like to know :P
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Originally Posted by DrenaiWarrior
WHAT ABOUT SEX WITH MYSELF????
does that count...because if i cant do myself than it is all moot because i wont last more than 1 month and 13 days (thats the longest i can remember)
does that count...because if i cant do myself than it is all moot because i wont last more than 1 month and 13 days (thats the longest i can remember)
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Its not so much as i was hanging out for myself...i just didn't feel the need for a while...and then boom, one day it was like a millio lapdances at once inside my head and i couldn't hold back...but anyway that still doesn't answer my question.
does sex with yourself count?
does sex with yourself count?
Yes it counts.
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Well in that case as much as I love movies I'd have to give up sex.
I have willpower, but a whole year, without even sex with myself...well i'd go insane and probably try to kill something or somone....sorry all
I have willpower, but a whole year, without even sex with myself...well i'd go insane and probably try to kill something or somone....sorry all
I don't know...I've gone a VERY long time without sex, so I'd stick with the movies. But of course, if the act of giving up movies would instantly mean I could have all the sex i wanted, and at anytime and anywhere I wanted, I would never watch a movie again.
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Originally Posted by Monkeypunch
But of course, if the act of giving up movies would instantly mean I could have all the sex i wanted, and at anytime and anywhere I wanted, I would never watch a movie again.
Originally Posted by Monkeypunch
I don't know...I've gone a VERY long time without sex, so I'd stick with the movies. But of course, if the act of giving up movies would instantly mean I could have all the sex i wanted, and at anytime and anywhere I wanted, I would never watch a movie again.
I guess you could read to make up for the lack of cenematic entertainment; but I find it hard to imagine not seeing a movie again. I guess it depends on ones current situation; if I was going without sex for a long time I might relent to my sexual urges. Tough call, but I stick by my "movies before sex", but thats only for a year mind you, if it was forever sex would have to rule.
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Originally Posted by Nikki
well don't ask me out on a date.............
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Originally Posted by 7thson
Awww now dont be that way, we could have fun without sex couldnt we?
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Originally Posted by 7thson
Awww now dont be that way, we could have fun without sex couldnt we?
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Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
You're kidding, right? Nikki oozes sex! Why, being on a date with her would only bring out the raving, lunitic, beast, within me. She'd have keep a stun-gun handy if I were around her.
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Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
You're kidding, right? Nikki oozes sex! Why, being on a date with her would only bring out the raving, lunitic, beast, within me. She'd have keep a stun-gun handy if I were around her.
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Originally Posted by 7thson
Hmmm okay I will add a twist; would you go without movies and sex for a whole year for one night out with Nikki? Sex would be allowed on this date only, that is of course if you can make it past 1st base, your on your own as I cannot speak for Nikki .
oooooh......you just bring out the animal in me........
Unleash the beast baby.......
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Unleash the beast baby.......
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Last edited by Nikki; 11-24-03 at 08:37 AM.
First Nebbit and the baby toes, now you with the little girls. Sorry, the Olsen Twins are as 'little' as I'll go.
Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
First Nebbit and the baby toes, now you with the little girls. Sorry, the Olsen Twins are as 'little' as I'll go.
Hmmm… do you mean little as in age or size? … the Olsen Twins are taller then I am…
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