Movie Quotes You Don't Want To Hear While In Bed

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Dr. Egon Spengler: "I think this [building] should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone"

"we mustn't cross our beams" (or something similar)

"this [town] isn't big enough for the two of us"- forgotten were from



Hmmmm. Michael. Michael, wait, your sister wants to ask you something


Please don't do this to me, Mike. Please don't

I'm not asking for help, Mike, just take off the handcuffs

You're not too tired, are you, Tom?

You touch my sister again, I'll kill you.
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"Don't point that finger at me
unless you intend to use it".

The Odd Couple




I'm so glad that you've discovered yourself. Next time, would you like to discover yourself clothed?

High School Musical 3



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" If you smelled of bourbon as you f_cked me, it would help."


(Leaving Las Vegas)



My life isn't written very well.
"A boy's best friend is his mother."--Psycho
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Got a famous/general quote from a film that would be really bad to hear while in bed with someone? Post it here...
cute idea, but honestly, i don't want to hear any movie quotes while i'm in bed with someone. if they actually did quote something, i'd be pretty offended--it would be like they were distracted or trying too hard. it wouldn't be romantic, or cute, it'd just annoy me. i may be a nerd, and have a 'thing' for nerds, but i'm not that nerdy.

however, and this is going to sound extremely contradictory, i told my boyfriend i'd find it really nice if he went on a rant about the new Star Wars movies while i did a little somethin' somethin' for him. heeeee!
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"I can feel your anger. It gives you focus. It makes you stronger." Revenge of the Sith

oh yeah ash--I feel ya!



Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.
As far as Star Wars goes, what about this from The Empire Strikes Back:
Leia: "I love you."
Han: "I know."

And who can forget from Ghost?

"Ditto."

I guess if it was noisy or your ears were semi-covered, it might sound like something else...
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Predator

- Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick.

- You're one... ugly mother****er!
"Hey, you've got a big p***y. Hey, you've got a big p***y."

"Why'd you say it twice?"

"I didn't. That was the echo."
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" Good thing you're flexible enough to watch your own back..."


(Fantastic Four)






You don't want to hear this... what you want is a mirror.



My God, what is that smell? Oh!

That's the smell of desire,

God no, it smells like, like a used diaper, filled with Indian food! Oh, excuse me.

You know, desire smells like that to some people.
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In nomine Patris, et Filli, et Spiritus Sancti".

Then, and only then, you know you ****ed up!



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" I've always thought a good lashing with a
buggy whip would benefit you immensely."


(Rhett Butler addressing Scarlett O'Hara)