Movie Quotes You Don't Want To Hear While In Bed

Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!!! -American Psycho

Feed me Seymore -Little Shop of Horrors

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The totally awesome and soul consuming TFH One a Day Reviews.

We'll cut off your johnson!

everyone loves you pete, your there fonzy- dodgeball

it works 60% of the time

Thank you UsualSuspect... I try my best

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One day you will ask me, what's more important...me or your life. I will answer my life and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine..."

Do I get extra points for using this quote twice in one day!?!

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that" 2001: a space oddesy.

"why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?" donnie darko.

"you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite" Reservoir dogs.

Are we in slow motion here? c'mon are we hypnotized?! - Seymour, Ghost World.

If you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk - Tuco, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Besides, I'm only thirteen - Animal House

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100 Favourites From The Future: REWIRED

"That's for John Lennon, you f***ing American c***." - In Bruges

"You're going DOWN! ...Chainsaw." - Evil Dead II

"You could land a jumbo f***ing jet in there." - Snatch

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...come again." - also Snatch

"You're gonna feel a little sting right here. That's pride f***ing with you. F*** pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps." - Pulp Fiction

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Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0

"I love to see a fat guy score."

"That'll do pig. That'll do."

"Face it guys, we screwed the pooch today."

The Replacements

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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe

have you ever been mistaken for a man? - Aliens

"her vajeen hang like sleeve of wizard"- Borat

"i'm givin her all i got Cap'n"- Scotty (i'm sure there are several others, just can't remember them exactly- problems with warp drives and primary reactors etc.... in fact i don't think i'd want to hear anything from Star Trek full stop in bed)

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Terrific thread.

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I DO that defines me" - Batman in Batman Begins.

"I don't want to disapoint you but this isn't the first time I've had a gun pointed at me" (pulp fiction)

"it's left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me" (300)

"Choke on it! Choke on it!" (Day Of The Dead)

...that last one has left me with a wee chuckle to myself.

"Liberating, isn't it?" -- The Boondock Saints

"I killed your cat, you druggie bitch." -- The Boondock Saints

"This is unbelievable. Who put the ****in' cameras in this place?" -- The Departed

"Wish you would've dropped by earlier, Jackie Boy. Then you could've met my boyfriend, could've seen what a real man looks like" -- Sin City

It's Alive...IT'S ALIVE!!!!! - Frankenstein

I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms. - Batman & Robin

Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have."

Suspect's Reviews

"And, I'm spent." -Austin Powers

"Pc load error, what the **** is that?!?" -Office Space

"Yup, this puppy's for real all right."

"It's time to pay the fiddler..."

"Wyatt, your kitchen is blue...!"

-All from Weird Science.

xDD

"Uhh...did I just score?"

"I want you to go Roto-Rooter on this one. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth."

"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."

"I noticed you have braces. I too have braces."

"Why does everybody want to see my schlong?"

"Hey, baby, I'm like, pretty tall."

"What if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick?"

"Does anyone want to see MY unit?"

Anyone care to guess the movie?

Beavis and Butthead do America?

Hot dog, we have a weiner!