Calling out the absolute fraud that is MKS

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Sometimes you have make a statement with a heavy heart. As you might want to agree, as much as you might want to get along, sometimes you have to take a principled stand -- especially when the other party is in the film industry. Hear me out.

So what am I talking about? See the following link.

http://www.mariposakingstudios.com/

What is so objectionable?
1. They don't list their prices.

2. They claim to be a studio, but they're basically just a back lot.

3. They use butterflies in their bulletpoints, which I allege is a hate symbol.

4. The COO has a punchable face.

5. There is only one true MKS and that is Master King Sexington.




What's poppin?

I saw these people trying to steal your initials, so it was moral imperative.



What's poppin?

I saw these people trying to steal your initials, so it was moral imperative.
My lawyers are drafting a cease and desist letter as we speak.

And here I thought the Lincoln MKS controversy was bad enough. I'm not a car!!! At least... Not anymore.



What if I told you that MKS...is the COO?




He's not, but what if I told you he was? Bet you'd feel pretty bad, huh?



And here I thought the Lincoln MKS controversy was bad enough.
Truly the worst thing to involve the name Lincoln.



First thought: One did I do?
Two's responsible?!?



Truly the worst thing to involve the name Lincoln.
Almost as bad as when MKS referred to the Senegalese filmmakers as "poor creatures".



Almost as bad as when MKS referred to the Senegalese filmmakers as "poor creatures".
Are we talking about me or Mario Kenneth Schwartz?



I was hoping for this to be an actual hate thread. Disappointed.
Give it time. Let me post anywhere long enough...



Give it time. Let me post anywhere long enough...
We've bordered on being enemies for a while. If it turns out that you like whipped cream on pie, that might seal the deal once and for all.



We've bordered on being enemies for a while. If it turns out that you like whipped cream on pie, that might seal the deal once and for all.
I don't like whipped cream at all. *drops mic*



"Hey! MKS! **** you!"


Happy?
Actually, since MKS and I just made up over our shared dislike of whipped cream in this thread, my disappointment on this not being a legit hate thread has already diminished.



Actually, since MKS and I just made up over our shared dislike of whipped cream in this thread, my disappointment on this not being a legit hate thread has already diminished.

And **** you too!


*gives stinkface*



Malignant Kink Stinkington