Ah, poetry! The stuff of life! The joy of self-expression!
And I'm just getting started!
To the Party Pooper
by Uday Gunjikar
I was having such a good time
Until you showed up
And ruined my party.
You rained on my parade,
You arrogant, selfish, heartless oaf!
May you rot in hell
And may sadistic worms
Burrow through your skull
For all eternity!
To the Plagiarist
by Uday Gunjikar
I spent so many hours
Inventing original ideas—
The gems of my thoughts—
The condensation of my dreams—
The expression of my soul—
So many hours
Of loving toil
And midnight oil
Burned in dedicated pursuit
Of creativity.
Only to have it brutally plagiarized
By a witless profiteer
And traded
Like some tawdry commodity
On the common market!
I should sue the crap out of you
And make you pay
A bloody ransom
For your crime!
And maybe I will!
Except that I don’t have the time
Or inclination
Right now
To waste
On a futile struggle
Over niceties
In a drawn-out judicial process.
But don’t push your luck, scumbag!
I just might change my mind
The next time around
And take you for all you’ve got!
And I'm just getting started!
To the Party Pooper
by Uday Gunjikar
I was having such a good time
Until you showed up
And ruined my party.
You rained on my parade,
You arrogant, selfish, heartless oaf!
May you rot in hell
And may sadistic worms
Burrow through your skull
For all eternity!
To the Plagiarist
by Uday Gunjikar
I spent so many hours
Inventing original ideas—
The gems of my thoughts—
The condensation of my dreams—
The expression of my soul—
So many hours
Of loving toil
And midnight oil
Burned in dedicated pursuit
Of creativity.
Only to have it brutally plagiarized
By a witless profiteer
And traded
Like some tawdry commodity
On the common market!
I should sue the crap out of you
And make you pay
A bloody ransom
For your crime!
And maybe I will!
Except that I don’t have the time
Or inclination
Right now
To waste
On a futile struggle
Over niceties
In a drawn-out judicial process.
But don’t push your luck, scumbag!
I just might change my mind
The next time around
And take you for all you’ve got!
Last edited by Django; 02-23-03 at 10:36 PM.