Poems

Poem for Deadite

Up a ladder you go
Up a ladder you go, MoFo
You're dead now
As you've always been
As we always are
Up a ladder you go
Up a ladder you go, MoFo

We will try to forget you
Because we never really knew you
We never knew the true you
We only knew the MoFo you
Up a ladder you go
Up a ladder you go, MoFo

This is for you, Deadite
You died on July 20th, 2014
Up a ladder you go
Up a ladder you go, MoFo
I am writing you this stupid poem
Because you died, died, died, died, died, died

You were here for three years
You were elsewhere for thirty-six years
You talked to us, Deadite
You had your say
All of that's over now
Go up and play
Up a ladder you go
Up a ladder you go, MoFo

My poem might sound stupid
But at least I'm trying to write you one
I wish I could speak to you one more time
But according to God's law, that would be a crime
Up a ladder you go
Up a ladder you go, MoFo

Goodbye, Deadite
Hope you took all of your movies with you
Hope you found peace at last
Thank you for bringing us death
Dying was a very radical thing you did here
More important than the "I Love You" thread
Better than the movie commentaries
WAY better than the '90s, '80s and '70s movie countdowns
Up a ladder you go
Up a ladder you go, MoFo
I love you

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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.

Three fat groovy chicks
live on the planet Mars.
They want to eat you up
like you're apple pie.
Tasty and sweet.
Humans are a treat.
Your hair is their spaghetti.
Yummy in their tummies.
Salty in their mouths.
They don't diet, they riot.
Food at a buffet, they try it.
Bake, shake, make a cake.
They gobble and gobble
to make their stomachs wobble.
They come to Earth for us.
They abducted Richard Simmons.
He made them dance.
He made them prance.
They returned him in France.
Supersized all the way.
But still, they're tons of fun.
E.T. phoned home.
They phoned Jenny Craig.
Earth fatties have an attitude.
Always wanting to lose the weight.
Mars fatties know what's best.
Chicken stir fry on a plate.
Like yourself for who you are.
You're not what you eat.
You are what you are.
Eat up, go very far.

-- written by me in high school

right click on the monet - inspires right click the poem - metro alert 10.03.17


are you a collector
this will make you feel bonnie
and if you are a village objector
just right click on the monet.
the hill is severe
but poetry is a drug addiction
destroying my habit is no souvenir
will my app prove a contradiction.
not yet decided pricing
i am a man that s noble
now open and all i am enticing
my best ever move was to go global.
special dedications are available
the email is well used
hateful comments are cut at cable
the last laugh leaves me amused.
when i am up and running
don't come to this useless message board
my website will be absolutely stunning
thank you metro i am now leaving the highgate ward.

greet your child with a smile not a mobile ! metro 11.03.17
　
as normal in bed flicking
after grinding to the bone
metro is my only paper sticking
catching my eye was story on phone.
very heart breaking
Elizabeth king is making a stand
at st josephs RC will it encourage head shaking
or will it inspire the secret of a free hand.
are you not delighted
all day away from your sprog
interest and care should be invited
not checking your latest blog.
so what did you learn
did you enjoy your science
twitter can wait its turn
with my child is no stronger alliance.
how was physical education
I no you love winning
not letting in my instagram frustration
fingers on phone skinning.
well done st joseph's school
I am clapping my hand
lets hope others use the copying tool
every school should be like st josephs in longland.




this was in the metro paper and it inspired my poem - has anyone else got any thoughts on phones at school gates or should it be banned like in this school ?

murray lachlan young challenged to a Highgate village war 12.03.17



the gloves are ready
prepared is my arsenal
might get a duet from george and freddie
remember dodging bullets makes me faster then s. gunnell.
come to my turf
or does my challenge scare
its going to be no easy surf
my back up is graham he's a nightmare.
you do look sophisticated
all ways smart is your persona
its them long words that indicated
remember i am the MB security owner.
please play scummy
use every single trick
i can read you like playing "rummy"
you are going to village sink like a brick.
let me end superior
murray and highgate are out of bounds
yes i am inferior
because murray lachlan young is how a true poet sounds.



on the wrightstuff this week was murray and what a great week it was. you can find out more about murray here http://www.murraylachlanyoung.co.uk/ and if you don't want to see the war to end all wars - stay away from the village. MB security patrol and they are a force.

sex offences on london transport double 12.03.17 ( bbc news link )
　
in love i'm not lucky
try ed every sexuality including hetro
it always ends mucky
never had a good deed in metro.
then one day power
it was a beautiful sound
i got obsessed with rush hour
to find love i went underground.
it was tactical
even if it resulted in scum
i enjoyed the massage on my left testicle
you hit it like roger taylor and his drum.
so quick to leave
i never got your number
the same at warren st the right one did receive
you went further and rubbed my cucumber.
what about in kentish
on the stairs that are spiral
you did not blow because you thought jewish
taking that pinch bum movie went viral.
this story is trouble
who is at fault
transport offences double
my point men to can suffer sexual assault.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39217472


　
　
eviction shame in highgate village 12.03.17
　
with out even blinking
on me your door closed
i was distraught sniffing and drinking
now your shame is exposed.
our rent agreement was solid
provided always was the reddies
i forgave human feces that were sordid
in return were poems on queen george and freddies.
a new career reunites
but my back i am turning
not playing the card for human rights
for the red box i am not yearning.
let them in to fly post
little or no reward
closing the red box i will always toast
its how i found the message board.
　
https://postimg.org/image/s6pz1zf79/8eecf4e6/

dunhill london icon + dunhill london elite hits highgate 13.03.17


this is no spanner
it will accumulate
failed did dolce & gabbana
not the one but these 2 will smell a rose in highgate.
no more is the self throttle
not taken in by the glamour
all to often judged by the bottle
now these 2 will hit like a hammer.
is there any irony
could the humiliation be cronic
both icon's are now rivary
the winning one will be ironic.
so what is the ingrediant
what makes the smell so unique
john lewis will confirm i am obident
not finding a wife is one fussy critiqi.
dunhill london icon
and dunhill london icon elite
lets hope all togther we remember sygon
on the ground floor in john lewis we did meet.


https://www.johnlewis.com/dunhill-lo...arfum/p1921144 is at war with https://www.johnlewis.com/dunhill-ic...uestid=7580615 but will the smell sufficate highgate ?

is it time to ban the mobile from all parks 13.03.17
　
rising is the humidity
sunshine has no blocking
let me wikipedia dignity
to the parks its not flocking.
london is intense
but we all need silence
for the greenery surrounded by fence
phone ban and me have alliance.
i don't want to hear
parks are for fun exercise and for solitary
reading the metro and down my ear you spear
forcing me to listen is not voluntary.
proud of your attention
your up bringing must have been crude
speaking volumes is this extension
phone loud speaking is so rude.
parks need action
we have to respect the peace and quiet
i admit poems are no attraction
and if you ban them i will do a mobile riot.
　
( thank you to the lovely lady in highgate woods today walking her dog speaking at full volume on your phone. i moved to a different bench 3 times and each time you some how got near to me covering allot of ground spoiling my peace and quiet. thank you for the inspiration to write this about you. - got to dash - phone ringing ! do we need to ban the mobile from parks now ? discuss ! )

highgate village flat share brain STORM - ing idea ! 16.03.17

sometimes i surprise
this is not about being kind
one lucky man i realize
the genius in me will mastermind.
50 50 in the middle
everything above board
always the first to see my riddle
this is a share reward.
dinner is late
i understand you have a early job
severe consequences if not on the plate
your sleep time is my second rob.
onto cleaning
you got to be a fast mover
my current cleaner starts me steaming
soon as the wrightstuff begins on goes the hoover.
got to be spotless
my uniform is a priority
pressed cleaned showing whiteness
highgate village demands authority.
if you agree to the rules
and you see no tyrant or nutty norm
you can move in and share my jewels
highgate village welcomes this storm.

kate moss - do you need MB security - white light discount ? 16.03.17


any friend of george
will always receive my respect
proving with out doubt the media is forge
the turn around for fadi i select.
i have alerted MB security driver
as chairman i am obligated
upping patrols and no time for skiver
any suspicion will be infiltrated.
as soon as i witness
he will no whats in store
proof i am so feckless
reading my poem file is war.
open the car door
into the seat for the passenger
on my kindle is now the score
he will think i am satan s messenger.
out come my queen memorabilia
done poems that are ludicrous
now i am cooking like delia
i can hear freddie saying " don't be ridiculous".
hands up i am the owner
even if this was not my fight
through boredom reduced to a coma
the obsessive fan now needs a white light.

Should MB security face disciplinary action ? 19.03.17




it was no informer
i hold all the proof
sun 19 march went through like a dodgy korma
spilling out under pond square gents roof.
most was on the floor
easy fifty percent
MB security get familiar with the door
i question your service i rent.
you started with mussel
running the mouth showing force
out of a paper bag you could not hussle
more power in chili sauce.
i do see you covering
you may well no all of highgate
but complaints are now smothering
your contract i terminate.
you thought you were clever with immunity
but ringing is the alarm
out of control is the highgate community
the biggest offense is self harm.




https://postimg.org/image/3x5ta51y1/4ebc6e22/

A pitch to save to prevent the rampage (islington tribune) 20.03.17

Evidence is crystal
poetry will now decide
to prevent the drugs and pistol
I will do a dirty tackle on the slide.
2 stories causing rage
and they do intertwine
like taking wild and putting in a cage
islington tribune front I underline.
Will people rally
walking the length is sure to stitch
are we going to lose in cally
blackness will be the only pitch.
Disturbances are frequent
shouting as the ball penetrates
exercise is better than the delinquent
on obesity sport educates.
The shopping centre had trouble
it was west v east
little America was the bubble
turf war is no beauty it's the beast.
if you take away pleasure
you will eventually realize
profit for islignton won't measure
consequences will soon materialize.

http://islingtontribune.com/article/...hopping-centre

http://islingtontribune.com/article/...rom-cally-kids

TED 100 21.03.17


We had a secret meeting
20 march were clues
no need for heating
plenty from our secret rendezvous.
Age is just a number
it may turn off most
ohh my god did you rumba
for TED I can only boast.
I am obsessed
jealousy feels me with green
I want this logged as I expressed
hating when others have you on screen.
Last night was shocking
I went into spasm
did not even see you lower the stocking
me roaring was no sarcasm.
You may have a wrinkle
by everyone TED has been thumbed
staying in control is my winkle
last nights euphoria won't ever be numbed.


www.beaconbingo.co.uk

free coffee - waitrose - holloway 22.03.17
　
biased you will agree
out of me its oozing
never tasted a free coffee
but can not watch any JL bruising.
the rules are changing
its not red nor totally green
the response is deranging
wafting is anger not the bean.
lets dissect
take it from each side
for paying customers of course its correct
is there any compassion for a free ride.
please have your say
open is my mind even if critical
have you ever experienced holloway
on the entrance is why i am not cynical.
am i pot and kettle
or is this so clever with skill
if near me 'elite' will settle
i am free advertising for mr dunhil.
consume and coffee you will taste
it smells fair from my nose
and when in the village i paste
go down highgate hill and follow on to waitrose.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ee-coffee.html
　

I know a few poems but by the time i'd censor them there wouldn't be much left to read!