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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.



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Is it just me or does IMDB look worse and worse with each re-vamp?
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I just got asked the weirdest question at work.

Some woman just came in and was asking questions about the veterinary clinic where I work, which isn't unusual. She said she was new to town and wanted to know a little bit about us. She asked how many doctors work here, if the doctor is from America, how long he's been practicing and if he's ever been sued for malpractice - all fairly typical questions from a prospective client...

...and then she asked if the doctor worships Satan.

WTF.

I told the doctor and we had a good laugh about it.



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Today I watched my 10.000th film.

That's it.

Just wanted to brag.
Congratulations!


I've seen maybe half of that, despite living longer... I have the time to watch more, but I just can't get myself to start them (or finish them)



This morning, I went to the orthopedic doctor because I have had a swollen knee since Mid January. They drew about 2 cups of fluid out. They are sending it to the lab to see what the fluid is. I got a call from them about 4:30 today and I guess it isn't as simple as the doctor thought it would be. Nothing came back conclusive yet. Not gout, not pseudogout, so it must be some type of infection. I hope not. Damn it hurt when he got the fluid out!



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This morning, I went to the orthopedic doctor because I have had a swollen knee since Mid January. They drew about 2 cups of fluid out. They are sending it to the lab to see what the fluid is. I got a call from them about 4:30 today and I guess it isn't as simple as the doctor thought it would be. Nothing came back conclusive yet. Not gout, not pseudogout, so it must be some type of infection. I hope not. Damn it hurt when he got the fluid out!

Hubby had his knee drained a couple of years ago because of fluid in the knee. He said that it was the worst pain that he's ever felt in his life.

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Hubby had his knee drained a couple of years ago because of fluid in the knee. He said that it was the worst pain that he's ever felt in his life.

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Well, it wasn't my worst pain. That belongs to a cervical biopsy I had a few years back. Hubby wouldn't have the chance to experience that.



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Hubby had his knee drained a couple of years ago because of fluid in the knee. He said that it was the worst pain that he's ever felt in his life.
I once told my wife that she should stop talking about the pain of childbirth because ***I*** had to endure knee surgery.

Turns out steak knives are aerodynamic...
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When women have a poet, they want a cowboy.
When they have a cowboy, they want a poet.
They'll say "I don't care if he's a poet or cowboy, so long as he's a nice guy. But oh, I'm so attracted to that bad guy over there."
Understand this last part, and you'll get them all.