Ha, don't flatter yourself. (I got temp banned for a similar comment)
Hahahahahahahaha, that is the funniest thing I've heard in ages!
If winning Oscars is the standard, then just off the top of my head Gladiator and The Lord of the Rings are better than Rocky by your definition. Kind of undermines your, "greatest movie ever" statement.
Haha, wrong, it won the Oscar for best Cinematography.
The list of awards The Lighthouse won is so long it's exhausting to list them all. I just copied and pasted from wikipedia:
Academy Awards[38] February 9, 2020 Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Austin Film Critics Association January 6, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
British Academy Film Awards February 2, 2020 Best Cinematography Nominated
Cannes Film Festival[39] May 25, 2019 FIPRESCI Prize – Directors' Fortnight/Critics' Week Robert Eggers Won
Chicago Film Critics Association[40] December 14, 2019 Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Central Ohio Film Critics Association[41] January 2, 2020 Best Actor Robert Pattinson Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Runner-Up
Critics' Choice Movie Awards[42] January 12, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Columbus Film Critics Association January 2, 2020 Best Actor Robert Pattinson Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Runner-Up
Dallas–Fort Worth Film Critics Association December 16, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Runner-Up
Detroit Film Critics Society[43] December 9, 2019 Best Actor Robert Pattinson Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Screenplay Robert Eggers & Max Eggers Nominated
Georgia Film Critics Association[44] January 10, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Best Production Design Craig Lathrop, Matt Likely Nominated
Gold Derby Awards[45] February 4, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Gold Derby Decade Awards[46] March 6, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Gotham Awards[47] December 2, 2019 Best Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Greater Western New York Film Critics Association[48] December 30, 2019 Best Picture The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Hollywood Critics Association Awards[49] January 9, 2020 Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
Houston Film Critics Society[50] January 2, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Independent Spirit Awards[51] February 8, 2020 Best Director Robert Eggers Nominated
Best Male Lead Robert Pattinson Nominated
Best Supporting Male Willem Dafoe Won
Best Editing Louise Ford Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Won
Indiana Film Journalists Association[52] December 16, 2019 Best Film The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Original Screenplay Robert Eggers & Max Eggers Runner-Up
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Original Vision Award Robert Eggers Won
Las Vegas Film Critics Society[53] December 13, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
London Film Critics' Circle Awards[54] January 30, 2020 British / Irish Actor of the Year Robert Pattinson Won
North Carolina Film Critics Association[55] January 3, 2020 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
North Dakota Film Society[56] January 18, 2020 Best Picture The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Director Robert Eggers Nominated
Best Actor Robert Pattinson Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Best Screenplay Robert Eggers & Max Eggers Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Won
Best Production Design Craig Lathrop, Ian Greig Nominated
Best Editing Louise Ford Won
Oklahoma Film Critics Circle[57] December 15, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Runner-Up
Philadelphia Film Critics Circle[58] December 8, 2019 Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Won
Phoenix Critics Circle[59] December 14, 2019 Best Horror Film The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
San Diego Film Critics Society[60][61] December 9, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Won
San Francisco Bay Area Film Critics Circle December 16, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Nominated
Satellite Awards[62] December 19, 2019 Best Motion Picture – Drama The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Seattle Film Critics Society[63] December 16, 2019 Best Picture The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Director Robert Eggers Nominated
Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Won
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Nominated
St. Louis Film Critics Association[64] December 15, 2019 Best Horror Film The Lighthouse Nominated
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Runner-Up
Toronto Film Critics Association December 8, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Willem Dafoe Runner-Up
Utah Film Critics Association[65] December 22, 2019 Best Supporting Actor Runner-Up
Best Cinematography Jarin Blaschke Runner-Up
Washington D.C. Area Film Critics Association[66] December 8, 2019 Best Cinematography Nominated
Imagine if Rocky was even submitted to Cannes, lol, what a joke. That would be like serving microwave dinner to a gourmet chef.
Yup, it won 0 Oscars, but it still won a few awards. Who cares though? At least I've never said a movie was rubbish that won as many awards as Lighthouse did. You can call Red Sparrow rubbish if you want. I never said Red Sparrow was a great movie, but at least it doesn't have a fight scene that's so bad it's good.
Actually he is one to be looked down on by elitists like me. Why? Because he looks stoned, half asleep, and retarded in all of his movies.