Hi, thanks for stopping by.
Anyway, I need a little help. Once every couple of weeks a few friends and I get together for 'Bad Movie Night' where we settle down and watch movies of dubious quality and crack wise over the top ala Mystery Science Theater 3000. One of the guys is a stand-up comic and the other's a semi-professional comedy writer, so it can get more than a little competitive.
The problem is we've been in a bit of a rut recently as we've pretty much run out of movies suitable for the purpose. Recently our selections have either been too dull (Star Trek: The Motion Picture) or too bad/absurd (mostly old 50's B-movies). So I'm falling on my sword and asking for outside input. Good candidate movies should feature the following, the more the better:
So, to conclude. A straightman flick, something pompous yet poor that provides rich inspiration for poking fun. First prize is an solid gold DVD copy of Basic Instinct 2.
Anyway, I need a little help. Once every couple of weeks a few friends and I get together for 'Bad Movie Night' where we settle down and watch movies of dubious quality and crack wise over the top ala Mystery Science Theater 3000. One of the guys is a stand-up comic and the other's a semi-professional comedy writer, so it can get more than a little competitive.
The problem is we've been in a bit of a rut recently as we've pretty much run out of movies suitable for the purpose. Recently our selections have either been too dull (Star Trek: The Motion Picture) or too bad/absurd (mostly old 50's B-movies). So I'm falling on my sword and asking for outside input. Good candidate movies should feature the following, the more the better:
- Dialogue heavy: Stilted, poorly delivered/written or featuring absurd technobabble and jargon or heavy-handed exposition.
- As few protracted action scenes as possible: No pod-racing, please.
- A moral or overt agenda: Especially when it's naive or optimistic. Bonus points if it's 'Man's inhumanity to man' 12th grade ethics essay stuff.
- Be fairly recent: Last thirty years ideally. If it's dated badly that's even better.
- Feature at least one known actor: Either slumming it or in an obvious vanity performance.
- Idiosyncratic: Little tweaks and kinks. Either in direction, sound or performance. A film with personality.
- No Comedies: A bad comedy is just depressing.
- Nothing absolutely awful: We tried Uwe Boll, Ed Woods and Mariah Carey's Glitter. We ended up getting drunk instead.
So, to conclude. A straightman flick, something pompous yet poor that provides rich inspiration for poking fun. First prize is an solid gold DVD copy of Basic Instinct 2.