Who pees in the shower?

I do.

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Best. Thread. Ever.

"It's all pipes!"


George Costanza.

Madonna.

Me, too.*


*but not when I'm actually taking a shower or even when it's running. I'll just tinkle in there, try to aim for the center of the drain. And certainly not my shower at home, but if I'm at, like, a nice dinner party somewhere....

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I really thought SC was going to be the creator on this thing...

I only pee in the shower if my cat is in there... He loves that...

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I pee in the shower about once a week.

No, but this is the best thread I've seen in awhile. Kudos.

I have released urinary fury in the shower before, but I'm hesitant to do it sometimes because I don't 100% condone it. I've heard it fights athlete's foot - from Madonna on David Letterman, in fact - but then, I've never had athlete's foot before. I have had an athlete's foot, though.

I wonder if anyone has pooped in the shower, or maybe had a poop in the toilet and didn't wipe, then hopped in the shower...or maybe I'm a 'tard.

every damn day.

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I admit that I will occasionally pee in the shower. Sometimes I don't feel like drying off to go sit on the throne. Its weird peeing standing up.

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I've heard such stories.

I once pooped in the ocean at Myrtle Beach when I was a wee lad about yay high.

Glad to know that I'm now the B.A. on MoFo for making this thread.

I masturbated in a shower once or twice, a lot more often than I pee in one though.

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You know, pipes lead to other places..

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guilty.

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I plead the 5th.

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This thread is gross. Of course I don't pee in the shower, that wouldn't be at all ladylike! But my son did poo in the bath the other day. That was gross.

I tried; takes too long.

How does one "try" to masturbate? You mean you couldnt consummate your effort with the shower? .
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No, as in, it's too slippery.

I'd make a crued sexual reference to the "trying" joke, but I don't want to get banned at the moment.

sometimes "when the mood strikes'