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Here's is some of their more popular cheese...
Patrick Swayze
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
A great flick. I considered not including it in this thread because of actual cinematic integrity. But I decided Swayze, Snipes and Leguizamo in drag qualifies it.
Point Break
Swayze teams with the always dreamy Keanu Reeves. This movie was baaaad. But it did have some sweet explosions.
Ghost
Is this the cheesiest movie ever? Dead Swayze visits Demi Moore through psychic Whoopi. And then there is that scene with the pottery. Makes me want some wine for this cheese.
Red Dawn
I'm not the biggest American Dad fan, but when the Dad wanted to play Red Dawn I almost lost it.
Dirty Dancing
If you grew up in the 80s or early 90s, and you were female, you have seen this movie 2937573493 times. Because my sister is in this group, I have seen this movie that many times as well. "This is my dance space, this is your dance space." Ugh. And it tries to get all edgy by refering to an illegal abortion (Without using the word abortion, mind you.)
Road House
Swayze plays a boucner who ends up going up against organized crime. Movie is laughably entertaing (it's one of my favorites--I pop it in at least twice a year.) but has two really awesome scenes. First, a naked Kelly Lynch. Nice. Second, Dalton RIPS OUT SOME GUYS THROAT. Awesome. Yet, VERY cheesy.
Kurt Russell
Poseidon
Russel stars in the ultimate "remake of a movie which was too cheesy to be made in the first place" movie.
Stargate
For years there were sci-fi nerds who didn't like Star Trek or Star Wars. They felt alienated. Only sub-par sci-fi like Babylon 5 to follow. Then Russel starred in the inter-dimensional Stargate and a whole new world of sci-fi nerdom opened up.
Backdraft
I admire firefighters as real life hereos. They literally run into burning buildings for people they don't know. Their job is the quintessential hero tool. (Spider-man? Anyone?) That being said, all firefighters movies are CHEESY. Backdraft = no exception.
Cpt. Ron
Ummm....uhhh....no. Although you do laugh at Captain Ron. It's just that bad.
Big Trouble in Little China
The cheesiest, awesomest action movie EVER. The movie was comprised of one liners (bad ones at that), poor fight scenes, and no real sense of pace. And yet, this is another I pop in at least once a year.
Escape from New York
Mad Max goes to prison would be the best way to describe this movie. Ridiculous. So ridiculous. I highly recommend it!
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I have to give the edge to Swayze. Russel had more cheese in his action, but he never touched the level of sappy cheese which oozes out of Ghost and Dirty Dacing.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Here's is some of their more popular cheese...
Patrick Swayze
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
A great flick. I considered not including it in this thread because of actual cinematic integrity. But I decided Swayze, Snipes and Leguizamo in drag qualifies it.
Point Break
Swayze teams with the always dreamy Keanu Reeves. This movie was baaaad. But it did have some sweet explosions.
Ghost
Is this the cheesiest movie ever? Dead Swayze visits Demi Moore through psychic Whoopi. And then there is that scene with the pottery. Makes me want some wine for this cheese.
Red Dawn
I'm not the biggest American Dad fan, but when the Dad wanted to play Red Dawn I almost lost it.
Dirty Dancing
If you grew up in the 80s or early 90s, and you were female, you have seen this movie 2937573493 times. Because my sister is in this group, I have seen this movie that many times as well. "This is my dance space, this is your dance space." Ugh. And it tries to get all edgy by refering to an illegal abortion (Without using the word abortion, mind you.)
Road House
Swayze plays a boucner who ends up going up against organized crime. Movie is laughably entertaing (it's one of my favorites--I pop it in at least twice a year.) but has two really awesome scenes. First, a naked Kelly Lynch. Nice. Second, Dalton RIPS OUT SOME GUYS THROAT. Awesome. Yet, VERY cheesy.
Kurt Russell
Poseidon
Russel stars in the ultimate "remake of a movie which was too cheesy to be made in the first place" movie.
Stargate
For years there were sci-fi nerds who didn't like Star Trek or Star Wars. They felt alienated. Only sub-par sci-fi like Babylon 5 to follow. Then Russel starred in the inter-dimensional Stargate and a whole new world of sci-fi nerdom opened up.
Backdraft
I admire firefighters as real life hereos. They literally run into burning buildings for people they don't know. Their job is the quintessential hero tool. (Spider-man? Anyone?) That being said, all firefighters movies are CHEESY. Backdraft = no exception.
Cpt. Ron
Ummm....uhhh....no. Although you do laugh at Captain Ron. It's just that bad.
Big Trouble in Little China
The cheesiest, awesomest action movie EVER. The movie was comprised of one liners (bad ones at that), poor fight scenes, and no real sense of pace. And yet, this is another I pop in at least once a year.
Escape from New York
Mad Max goes to prison would be the best way to describe this movie. Ridiculous. So ridiculous. I highly recommend it!
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I have to give the edge to Swayze. Russel had more cheese in his action, but he never touched the level of sappy cheese which oozes out of Ghost and Dirty Dacing.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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"What might have been and what has been
Point to one end, which is always present." - T.S. Eliot
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