My mom's ex-boyfriend was a lakota sioux indian... he told me this joke was popular on the res.
Two indians and a white guy are walking through the woods. As they round a bend and see this HUGE cave and suddenly, the two indian guys start goin at eachother. the larger of the two gets the better of his mate and bolts toward the cave. At the mouth of the cave he calls in "Whooo whooo." From within the cave he hears a voice call back "whooo whooo." The man starts tearing off his clothes and runs inside.
The white guy looks at the other indian puzzled. "What the hell was that all about? Here i thought you guys were friends... and sane!"
"Wouldn't expect you to know. These caves have women hiding in them in the summer. If you call into the cave 'Whoooo whooo' and they answer back 'whooo whooo' then they are ready for you."
The white man was astonished and elated, "What a country!" the two continued walking, chatting nonchalantly. Seemingly for no reason, the indian man punches him hard in the face, knocking the white guy down. As he regains his wits, he see the indian man running toward a cave.... this one even BIGGER than the one from before! He calls in "whoooo whoooo" and waits. Then he hears, real low and faint, a womans voice calling back "whooo whooo." Into the cave he goes, tearing off all of his clothes.
The white man sees this as his chance to get a cave himself. For hours he wanders the woods, until he sees it... the biggest cave yet, MONSTROUS if you would. He approaches the mouth of the cave and confidantly calls "WHOOO WHOOO." He hears nothing. Again he tries, louder still "WHOOO WHOOO!" He waits.
Then, he hears it. Faint at first but getting louder, as if she were coming to meet him! he tears off his clothes and rushes into the cave...
The next day, the headlines read: "Crazy naked white man gets struck by train."
*hope you guys enjoy*