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Basically just a hermaphrodite running from Captain Kirk with a butcher knife.

Hellraiser



Welcome to the human race...
Basically Wes Craven's best.
That's not how the game works. You're supposed to come up with something casually dismissive regardless of the film's actual quality.

Anyway, Porco Rosso is basically just another Miyazaki movie about flying except this one has a pig-man in it.

Kingsman: The Secret Service
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Basically is a homage to the 80's rubbish

The hulk
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Welcome to the human race...
Depending on which version you mean...

Hulk is basically just a misguided attempt to turn a comic-book superhero into art.
The Incredible Hulk is basically just a misguided attempt to turn a comic-book superhero into a multi-film franchise.

Alien



Welcome to the human race...
Basically just an attempt to recapture the magic of Butch Cassidy but with gangsters instead of cowboys.

Chinatown



Basically just Jack Nicholson with a plaster on his nose slapping Faye Dunaway, who can't decide which answer to give.

Top Gun
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Basically just an advertisement for the Gay Conversion Therapy Mile High Club.

Ghostbusters 2



Basically just another horrible prequel.

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