Originally Posted by 7thson
It is true I am somewhat "sad". Let me tell you a little story:
Once upon a time in a land just a wee bit south of another land called Alabama there lived a young man called Jipahammock. His friends called him Jip for short. Anyway Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich was always made fun of because he had such a long name. People would call him Alphabet Dictionary and other cruel names, but 'ol Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich just ingnored them and went about his buisness. Well one day Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich's Dad, Ripomattress Smacklemeiserhedenreich said to his son,
"Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich, you listen to me boy. You have to stand up for yourself. Never let anyone get away with making fun of your name, you should be proud enough of it to defend it."
Well Jipahammock just shrugged this off and never did take his advice, and until this day people still call him funny and cruel names.
Once upon a time in a land just a wee bit south of another land called Alabama there lived a young man called Jipahammock. His friends called him Jip for short. Anyway Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich was always made fun of because he had such a long name. People would call him Alphabet Dictionary and other cruel names, but 'ol Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich just ingnored them and went about his buisness. Well one day Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich's Dad, Ripomattress Smacklemeiserhedenreich said to his son,
"Jipahammock Smacklemeiserhedenreich, you listen to me boy. You have to stand up for yourself. Never let anyone get away with making fun of your name, you should be proud enough of it to defend it."
Well Jipahammock just shrugged this off and never did take his advice, and until this day people still call him funny and cruel names.
be glad your names 7thson....
or in other words, Seventhson....
which is also, in reverse, Nosht neves
which in Russian means long name.
BAHAHAHA!