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[quote=Sigerson Holmes;1654736]The Nice Guys (1982)
Directed by Walter Hill

Nick Nolte - Jackson Healy



Jeff Bridges - Holland March



Phoebe Cates - Amelia Kuttner

I love this one because it would involve three different actors in three different phases of their careers.



This might just do nobody any good.
Apropos of nothing...

Francis Ford Coppola's The Dark Knight (1973)

Robert De Niro - Bruce Wayne/Batman



John Cazale - The Joker



Diane Keaton - Rachel Dawes



James Caan - Harvey Dent



Gene Hackman - Sgt. Jim Gordon



Lee Strasberg - Alfred Pennyworth



Albert Hall - Lucius Fox



Al Lettieri - Sal Maroni



Richard S. Castellano - Wuertz



Frederic Forrest - The Scarecrow




Apropos of nothing...

Francis Ford Coppola's The Dark Knight (1973)
Haha, love it. Pacino sorta has to be Batman, though, right? Can Brando in Bane in Dark Knight Rises (always shot in close-up, occasionally in the dark)?



This might just do nobody any good.
Haha, yeah that works. Better than my idea of putting him there are Ra's.

I almost went with Pacino as Bruce or Harvey but I guess I can picture Bobby in the role easier (though, I guess for the sake of the gimmick, Al would be better).



The like the idea of classic auteur superhero movies. What about...

Man of Steel (1973)
a Sam Peckinpah film

Kris Kristofferson - Superman



Ali McGraw - Lois Lane



David Warner - General Zod



Isela Vega - Faora



Jason Robards - Jonathan Kent



Stella Stevens - Martha Kent



with Ben Johnson as Perry White



and Richard Harris as Jor-El




This might just do nobody any good.
Man of Steel (1968)
a Sam Peckinpah film
Coming soon: Batman vs Superman, starring Steve McQueen as Batman and Bob Dylan as Lex Luthor!



I think the choices sorta of make sense on the surface, but Jackson's particular brand of aggressiveness is all wrong for Tibbs and I'd prefer a real Southerner as the Steiger role.



I think the choices sorta of make sense on the surface, but Jackson's particular brand of aggressiveness is all wrong for Tibbs and I'd prefer a real Southerner as the Steiger role.
Well, who would you suggest instead? You should watch Hoskins in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.



This might just do nobody any good.
After Tim Burton decides he's through with Batman, Warner Bros. scrambles to find a suitable replacement. Directors like Joe Dante, Joel Schumacher and Michael Mann are name dropped but, ultimately, they decide on horror auteur Sam Raimi who had impress producers enough with his previous film Darkman (why not?).

BATMAN: FOREVER (1995) - a Sam Raimi film

Michael Keaton - Batman



Bruce Campbell - The Riddler



Sharon Stone - Silver St. Cloud



Michael Gough - Alfred J. Pennyworth



Pat Hingle - Commissioner Gordon



Keith David - Lucius Fox



Jon Polito - Boss Maroni




The all female Ghostbusters stunk, mostly for being an unfunny comedy, the Thing remake didn't work because they tried to shoe-horn in a romance and the lead was like 19 years old.

Thus I present an All-Female Thing

Macready - Katee Sakoff (Oculus, Battlestar Gallactica)
Childs - Noomi Rapace (Prometheus, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)
Blair - Sigourey Weaver (Ghostbusters, Copycat)
Garry - Helen Mirren (Caligula)
Palmer - Meg Tilly (Body Snatchers, Psycho II)
Cooper - Kathy Bates (Misery, Dolores Claiborne)
Clark - Vera Farmiga (Bates Motel)

Bennings - Jodie Foster (SIlence of the Lambs)
Nauls - Gabourey Sidobe (American Horror Story:Coven)
Norris- Lena Dunham (my nightmares)
Windows - Tessa Farmiga (American Horror Story:Murder House)
Fuchs - Sean Young (Blade Runner)



Recasting Pulp Fiction as if it was made in 2017.

Ashton Kutcher as Vincent Vega

Terry Crews as Jules Winnfield

Anna Faris as Mia Wallace

John Cena as Butch Coolidge

Shaq as Marsellus Wallace

Michael Douglas as Winston Wolfe

Tom Green as "Pumpkin"

Drew Barrymore as "Honey Bunny"

T.J Miller as Lance

Jessica Alba as Fabienne

Melissa Rauch (Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory) as Jody

Williem Dafoe as Captain Koons

Josh Gad as Jimmie Dimmick

John C. Reilly and Zach Galifianakis as the redneck pawn shop owners.

Ryan Gosling as Gimp



Freddy Got Fingered (1955)

Directed by Alfred Hitchcock

James Dean as Gordon "Gord" Brody

Elvis Presley as Frederick "Freddy" Brody

John Wayne as James "Jim" Brody

Marlon Brando as Darren

Marilyn Monroe as Betty Menger