Favorite porn/mockery titles

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Pulp Friction
Pokeahotass

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Ass Ventura: Smut Detective
Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Rawshank Redemption
Riding Miss Daisy
Womb Raider

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On Golden Blonde

Little Oral Annie
Saturday Night Beaver

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lol

American Booty

Weenie in the Pooh - Piglets first Squeel.

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Flesh Gordon of course

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

Bajo el abeto te la meto, Spanish one, rimes rimes...
and
Cris et Sussotements, a wordplay on Bergman's movie in the French translation, for the connoisseurs...

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Foreskin Gump
Forrest Hump
Cliffbanger

Shaving Ryan's Privates.....always makes me giggle like a girl, the title not the film, honest I haven't seen it (am I protesting too much, will the other Mofo's become suspicious, why am I typing out my inner thoughts? D'OH!!!!!)


Edward Penishands is the only other one I can think of right now, but give me time.........

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Toga, toga, toga......


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?

Itty Bitty Gang Bang
As Good As Head Gets
Schindler's Fist

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"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have."

Suspect's Reviews

You've got She Mail always made me laugh

Spiderbabe... doesn't rhyme or anything, but idk...

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"Long Live The New Flesh!" Max Renn (Videodrome)

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon

The pudsucker proxy

Up Lawrence of Arabia

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Buddha

The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse .

Hey, wait a minute, this isn't a porno.

Lord of the G-Strings

Is this that movie that has Dildo Faggins? You know, making fun of Bilbo baggins.

Not a movie spin off but just about the best prOn film title i've ever seen:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0391713/

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CJ from Reggie Perrin.