THE MOFO CHILL CLUB

I once went to a Christmas party and we could have a few alcoholic drinks for free, so I had a couple whiskey and coke, and planned to call it a night after that. So I found this big bowl of fruit punch after my last drink and decided to try it, and it was really good, so I poured myself a glass and went back to the table. Well, a few glasses of punch later I was feeling preeeetty drunk and couldn't figure out why, so I went to get another glass of punch.

Well, when I get to the table with the punch, I noticed there is a little sign kind of piled under half empty cups, I moved a couple cups to see what it said, and it read "Champagne Fruit Punch". I had purposefully quit drinking to be sober, but apparently the liquor gods had a different plan for me. Oh well.

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"Ooooh... I'm feeling drunk.... I have no idea why.... excuse me, I'll be back, I must refresh my drink...... oooh, why do I feel so drunk?" *grabs the punch bowl ladle*

Cuz life in prison in Norway, is not life in prison at all.

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21 years maximum I believe. He escaped on a day pass as well back in 2007 or something and didn't really get more than a slap on the wrist. He even made a few Burzum albums in jail, the mainly synth ones mind you. Now he lives in France and has two kids and a wife, lol.

Not that time, no But I've been known to be a bit of a liquor pig at times. I mostly quit drinking though these days. It costs too damn much, and you lose days too easily.

So you were a heavy drinker then? In the past.

I used to party a fair bit when I was younger and more active in my local music scene, then it got out of hand for a while and I had to smarten myself up. I have indulged in a few different things, but I'm mostly a sober fellow these days, except for Mary Jane.

And makes YT videos on the superiority of the white race.

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HEY! Nice to see you, MM. Hope things are better for you now.

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AAAAAAAAAAH MM YOU'RE BACK!!!!

Dude. I missed ya so bad.

Welcome back MM

Welcome back! How ya been?

Not exactly, but it's kind of a long story and for the sake of the argument, I'll just leave it at that.

Good news. I might have a job in the works. I'm doing peer support training every day all day next week. Going to be intense as hell for me, but I need to do it to get a job as an on call counselor at a mental health respite house. I feel my chances of getting a job there, granted I do the training, are pretty high, as some of my friends work there, high up too. It'll be my first job. I'm jumping the gun sharing I know, but I'm on my way and I'm excited.

Mooovin` on up.

Good luck man.

Best of luck with it, Swan. Listening to nutters jabber on all day about their problems? Sounds like hell.

Best of luck dood!

Exactly why I don't read all the threads on here ..... oh wait .... my bad

I watched Funny Games and wrote a review afterwards. It somehow got deleted and I'm quite angry about that.

Not sure if anybody cares but I probably will not be on for the next week as I am going to be doing a bit of traveling. I hope everybody has a great week.

The original? Great film.